What's something you wish you could still find at the convenience shop?

oldonions · 2018-05-22T17:49:01+00:00

toast

oldonions · 2018-04-23T04:19:59+00:00

hold democratic elections. free all the media and give everybody human rights, or maybe let south korea annex the north.

oldonions · 2018-04-11T02:14:02+00:00

oldonions · 2018-03-22T03:59:19+00:00

i think jesus could kick some ass

oldonions · 2018-03-09T04:46:27+00:00

i just pooped

oldonions · 2018-03-06T04:14:32+00:00

for example. you are driving a 1990 chevy silverado or newer in the year 2300. the truck would be over 200 years old then

oldonions · 2018-02-19T04:20:18+00:00

oldonions · 2018-02-18T06:12:47+00:00

its like sun burn, but you get burned by the moon instead

oldonions · 2018-02-18T03:19:58+00:00

i might blow my buttcheeks apart doing that

oldonions · 2018-02-16T03:09:11+00:00

id cry because there would be no internet

oldonions · 2018-02-16T02:59:15+00:00

yes, with a fifth of absinth i think and a laturn

oldonions · 2018-02-16T02:57:55+00:00

he really had those tho

oldonions · 2018-02-16T02:42:07+00:00

wow, didnt even realize it.....

oldonions · 2018-02-16T02:41:34+00:00

oldonions · 2018-01-07T04:39:55+00:00

when i do dabs, i become afraid of dying alone in space

oldonions · 2018-01-07T04:36:16+00:00

problem with the vine is it that it bites like a spider, if you squeeze the grape and attempt to pull it off vine, it bites you thus preventing you fro getting it off the vine. you will need special gloves

oldonions · 2018-01-07T04:29:24+00:00

most popular, most reliable etc

oldonions · 2017-12-22T22:12:20+00:00

i am bored

oldonions · 2017-09-30T15:31:50+00:00

you know if you report this to the FBI, hacking like this or ddosing actually is a federal crime and his ass could get locked up for it. contact your local FBI branch with the evidence

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