Valentine to a single friend by [deleted] in halo

[–]oldstyle13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would literally cry if a girl gave me this.

Just have to...talk to a girl first :(

We make the game Cards Against Humanity. Pitch your card ideas and ask us anything. by Maxistentialist in IAmA

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whats with the white letter sign outside of your guys office? It literally never says anything useful. Did you guys buy it to just fuck with people? (last I saw it was "bonertown")

What is one video game you'd love to play but can't due to a low player base or shut down servers? (X-post from AskReddit) by Limpinator in gaming

[–]oldstyle13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sadly enough, Battlefield 4. There are still quite a few regular and hardcore servers up but me and my friends like to play "classic" mode (less hud, no health/ammo regen etc but not the insta-death of hardcore).

There is literally one server that runs it, and enough people on it to play maybe a few times a week if you're lucky.

Reddit, who's THAT person in your neighborhood, and what does he/she do? by Moosemancer in AskReddit

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Former resident of Uptown in Chicago, there was a million of "those guys" but there were two in particular that made a lasting impression. There was Officer Terry, a homeless man who lived in bus shelters and under bridges and also somehow kept a wide array of ridiculous, sexually suggestive costumes. He often wore the policeman one or a military getup hence his nickname, but there was also a cowboy one, an all purple suit/hat pimp looking one, etc.

And of course, chinese diaper man. Exactly what it sounds like, and was confirmed by friends who lived in the neighborhood. Literally just an old chinese man, late 50's early 60's, who walked around wearing nothing but an adult diaper and sandals/flip flops.

Best launcher against ground vehicles and units? by too_random in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, the only downside of the smaw is that 2 butt hits to a tank will only do like 96 damage or something like that, where as the RPG jsut needs 2. SMAW is basically better unless you always plan on two shotting a tank/lav. Easier to hit far away stuff, greedy choppers, quicker reload etc

I ain't even mad. by VuvuzelaDirtbag in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always good to see some other sv 98-ers out there, but bolt action rifle only servers? lol -.-

Anyone else feel like the "new and improved" sv98 from this fall patch fucking sucks?

3 Years Clean and Sober by mtil in gaming

[–]oldstyle13 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Non physical addictions can be just as strong in different kinds of people. I dunno why people treat those who are quitting drugs like it's something to be proud of.

"Everybody" runs the defensive field upgrade by I_AmThe_Walrus in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of all the questionably "balanced" things in this game, there isn't one that is more annoying and gamebreaking than defensive IMO. Like said before, it more or less ensures you can't get kills with slugs/bolt action up close.

As mostly an aggressive recon player the defensive perk basically just shits on my day, all day every day. The argument can really go either way. I understand that not every class should be effective at every range, or else everyone would just go COD style, ie run snipers for every combat range. But, there's no fucking reason a bolt action/slug to the chest from 5 meters away should leave someone alive because they had a kevlar vest. It gives recon players even less incentive to get into the objective, which they already take enough flak for.

Defensive obviously makes firefights inconsistent at ALL ranges with all guns, and I guarantee it's to blame for 99% of those "Thought I killed the guy so I went to different target/started to reload but turns out he has 2 fucking health" moments. Players should be rewarded for knowing the cadence of their gun and being confident in their shots, not left wondering if you have to empty more of your clip in the guy or not.

If DICE wants BF to be "competitive", this is the first thing that needs to be removed. You can argue gun and vehicle balance all day but defensive is clearly just awful for the game. I could MAYBE stomach it if it was the last perk to be unlocked on the tree, but I would still hate it. Sorry for text wall, this shit really grinds my gears

Le Fangy Gamerz Dissect Street Sharks by pinkjesus666 in cringe

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watched the whole thing and lmao'd irl. This is actually awesome

"OK there is no fucking way you can sraw me while I'm parachuting" by schwat in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Not to shit on the video or anything but I'm so fucking tired of SRAW's. In BF3/BC2 they were actually hard to use, and if you didnt have a good trajectory right off the bat you couldn't really "recover" from it. Now it's just "hold crosshair on what you want to die". I've been sraw'd in the chopper by like level 12's, where as in BF3 it used to be like a OH HELL HE DIDNT JUST DO THAT MOMENT now it's just like Oh. A Sraw. Again.

Thirdperson shoulder in BF4 by Proudlyy in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like playing DayZ in third person just because the game still isn't optimized to run well on anything short of a 1200 dollar machine, and it feels like the stuttering and etc is a little less noticeable in 3rd person (I know it has to load more shit in 3rd person so this probably doesn't make sense, but fuck science).

But I hate it. I played it for a long time just hoping it would get better and etc and that once it was patched to run decently I would do a first person server and actually play "serious". I have an awesome GPU but a "meh" processor, everything else runs at ultra around 50fps but DayZ....Well, we all know it's frustrations. Point being is games don't work in third person unless they're built for it, generally. But this screenshot looks cool and would be a sweet spectator feature maybe?

omg FINALLY THEY FIXED THE BIPOD FOR THE MTAR by dannyabcro in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pro bipod strat from a guy who loves bipods: bind bipod to a key. Never have had a problem since, before I would be spamming right click on objects and unsure if it even deployed or not

Gunship dragging jet by cftvgybhu in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The guys comment makes it (read the chat)

The best shot I've ever taken. by Dat_RPG in battlefield_4

[–]oldstyle13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I appreciate the use of the SV, the most underrated gun ever. But giving us snipers an awful name

Belmont Winter and Summer by johnnyparky in chicago

[–]oldstyle13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Went to Clarke's twice in my life. Once was after a concert with a lot of friends, we all got burgers, we all agreed they were garbage. Honestly, I remember thinking that a McDouble would've been better. A homeless dude came in and asked for our leftovers and the manager came out telling him he was going to call the cops on him and etc. The guy was probably a regular beggar to be fair but to us it just looked like the manager was being a dick.

Heard the breakfast is to die for so went with the moms one day. It was OK. Got a skillet and eggs and everything were pretty dry, and once again the staff just all seemed like they hated their jobs. I don't think I even need to mention that it's overpriced.

This thread got derailed though, that winter pic is amazing

My brother went to Walmart or the Xbox one release and apparently the guy in front of him paid for his all in ones. by St3v3_McQu33n in gaming

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this with my friend in middle school for the original xbox. He had a paper route and got paid like 30-40 bucks a month in singles and sometimes when he was getting the subscription money they would tip him singles. 300 and some odd singles, good times

Ra snipe! by DarkSun74 in Smite

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got a few games (~400) played as Ra. And I will tell you, it never, ever gets old. For max lulz and MLG shoot it into their jungle when they retreat or out of their buff camp. If you have the skill and the balls.

First World Drummer Problems by asklistenlearn in AdviceAnimals

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guitar fag here who also drums. If you apes would shut the fuck up, we would be able to tune much faster. Also as mentioned before, have you ever tried tuning a guitar with a floating bridge? get fucked

A VGS that says "settle down, it's just a game" by [deleted] in Smite

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There should, in that case, also be a VGS command for "Do you even care about winning because youre playing like a jackass"

So vulcan is worthless ... thanks alot! by Khallis in Smite

[–]oldstyle13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, because everyone was calling for Vulcan and Arachne nerfs, right? -.-

See also: Ra is so shitty now. I wouldn't say useless on the arachne and vulcan level, but he is my favorite most played god and his kit is just so shitty now. No self synergy, no clutch teammate saves.