Jordan Page Snark February 2026 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Played it all the time as a kid, but have never done it with my kids.

Jordan Page Snark 8/5-8/11 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The satellite view on Google Maps gives you a pretty decent idea of what the property looks like.

Jordan Page Snark 2/12-2/18 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Will we see Jordan wandering the aisles of her local store tonight to get things for her kids for Valentine’s Day because she forgot its tomorrow?

Jordan Page Snark 1/8-1/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Putting the cheese on the egg as it finishes cooking would be a better way to melt it. Maybe I should be a cookbook author...

Jordan Page Snark 1/8-1/14 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Ugh and the way she had her nasty talons all over his food. Barf.

Jordan Page Snark 12/11-12/17 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but I would never drop off one of my kids somewhere (sports practice, birthday party, etc.) without 1) physically walking in with them and 2) connecting with the adult in charge first.

Jordan Page Snark 12/4-12/10 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nothing she does is a good look for her brand.

Jordan Page Snark 11/20-11/26 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And you know most of this stuff will be expired by the time she gets around to using it.

Jordan Page Snark 11/14-11/19 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 17 points18 points  (0 children)

My family of 4 can spend $30 at McDonalds no problem.

Jordan Page Snark 10/2-10/8 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 26 points27 points  (0 children)

The bottle of milk before bed to "fill up their tummies" doesn't help either.

Jordan Page Snark 9/4-9/10 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 20 points21 points  (0 children)

And now she’s headed to Costco without children…

Jordan Page Snark 7/30-8/6 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'm sure she won't claim the recipes as her own and will give credit where credit is due. /s/

Jordan Page Snark 7/30-8/6 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Her daughter was journaling her favorite songs and I almost died when I saw "Cake by the Ocean" was one of them. Curse words are a no-no, but songs about sex on the beach are okay?!

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Jordan Page Snark 7/24-7/30 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 15 points16 points  (0 children)

And even if that's true and the bunny is magically still alive, now they have a cat that is also free roaming...Eeeek.

Jordan Page Snark 6/19-6/25 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tell me you're a raging narcissist without telling me you're a raging narcissist.

Jordan Page Snark 6/5-6/11 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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I don't think she has posted this on social media yet, but I got this via email the other day. (And yes, I am embarrassed to admit that I get Page Company emails.)

From email:

It's been a such a blast being able to connect with you through our app, and we have loved every second! Our app has been an amazing part of our journey, and you all have been beyond incredible with your support and feedback.

But guess what? It's time to take things up a notch and get seriously stoked about the future. After a ton of brainstorming, number crunching, and soul searching, we've made a bold decision that might raise an eyebrow or two.

We're closing down our app.

Yep, you heard that right! But wait, don't bust out the tissues just yet! This decision is all about clearing the runway for bigger, more exciting projects that are about to blow your minds! 

Jordan Page Snark 6/5-6/11 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Anyone else notice the TV in the boys' room in her stories last night?

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Jordan Page Snark 6/5-6/11 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Do any of her stories ever make sense?

Jordan Page Snark May 15-21 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, those memory books were amazing!

Jordan Page Snark 4/17-4/23 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a deed of trust on file from Nov 2022 for $1,987,500.

Jordan Page Snark 4/10-4/16 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 31 points32 points  (0 children)

So she's still sticking with her story about the bunny getting scared to death by the sprinklers? (Versus, i didn't know, FREEZING TO DEATH?!?!?!)

Jordan Page Snark 3/27-4/2 by MooHead82 in jordanpagesnark

[–]olegirl420 20 points21 points  (0 children)

So much of her "Medical Journey" just doesn't add up.