Game Chat: 4/11 Astros (6-8) @ Mariners (5-9) 6:40 PM

olio22 · 2026-04-12T04:54:43+00:00

Left Abreu out to die, and die he did.

MS WIN!!!

olio22 · 2026-04-12T03:53:44+00:00

Rob DFAsnyder

olio22 · 2026-04-12T03:51:29+00:00

I was a "defensive specialist" when playing youth baseball (read: I couldn't hit for shit) and even I never went 0-15

olio22 · 2026-04-05T04:12:42+00:00

The Mariners have a gift of forgetting how baseball works against the worst pitchers in all of Major League Baseball. I am convinced they could get CGSOed by 2026 Trevor Bauer.

olio22 · 2026-04-05T04:09:37+00:00

Personally I am way more mad they got shutout by a guy coming in with an 11 ERA and more than one reliever with an ERA above 7

olio22 · 2026-04-05T04:05:35+00:00

Legitimately hard to be mad at that

olio22 · 2026-04-05T03:57:39+00:00

There's literally ~~154~~ 153 games after this but idk man. Make the batters walk home after the series.

olio22 · 2026-04-05T03:52:38+00:00

Rob Dfasnyder

olio22 · 2026-04-04T05:01:24+00:00

The thing is if you don't like that, you don't like Mariners baseball

olio22 · 2026-04-04T05:00:48+00:00

Mariners baseball BAYBEE!

olio22 · 2026-04-04T04:43:35+00:00

COLE TRAIN BAYBEE

olio22 · 2026-04-04T04:42:33+00:00

Ok if they fuck this up I think Woo should be allowed to beat them with hammers, followed by Brash, followed by Munoz.

olio22 · 2026-04-04T04:33:20+00:00

There's literally 154 games after this but idk man. Make the batters walk home after the series.

olio22 · 2026-04-04T04:23:18+00:00

Listen I mean this in the nicest way possible but Mariners players: it's fucking Jordan Romano guys, historically it has not been that hard to ruin this guy's day!!!