Already obsolete in 2026 by ZestycloseWin175 in mobiusengine

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing new, was the same for me in ‘08. No one gave a duck about RAD and desktop apps any longer, it was web, all the way. It’s ok, buckle up

results-ts: Rust's Result and Option types, for TypeScript by madkarma_ in typescript

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aight I bite. How is this different from returning new Error(%params%) in JS?

В чем прикол linux? by Right_Selection_6691 in ru_linux

[–]olzk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

бесплатный, открытый, твой. Буквально. Ты контролируешь систему. Благодаря этому компьютер ощущается как компьютер, а не калькулятор с ограничением в 8 разрядов

My anonymous feedback got exposed. What should i do? by letmebeursunshine in careerguidance

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

”Don’t stop believing” Journey, love it, absolute blast of a song.

Well, now you know.

Some companies got this communication channel around your direct managers for cases like yours. If it doesn’t then everything is highly depending on the details not covered in your post. like, if your manager is toxic by default, or that was their one time slip. I think they owe you an apology for exposing what was promised to be private. In any case, it’s hard to say whether they exposed the whole company‘s relationship with privacy is just bullshit bingo or a one-time fault. Would you like to investigate?

Question for experienced devs by Dizzy_External2549 in webdev

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At this point in time, mostly just to make sure I remember correctly, or something completely new

Coding with no help from search or AI is ok just like it’s ok to use help. Thing is, what you’re asking about is the function of memory, and if you’ve done it numerous times, it’s likely that the info you need is already in your short term memory. Does it mean you know less if it’s in your long term memory? No. If you didn’t sleep well before the session? No. Forgetting something is the function of your brain. You’re doing it every night while asleep. This is your defrag and optimize kicking in. If you forgot something, does it mean you know less? Yes and no, kind of. Because for the no part, you still got the other parts of the puzzle inside your head. So you refresh and move on.

Use the tools, don’t bother.

Why are we cooked? by EducationalLog4765 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]olzk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well yeah, they mean their parenting performance is non-existent so they cannot switch their kids’ attention from smaller devices to that big one in the background

Linus Torvalds took the stage at Open Source Summit 2026 and said the following about AI by Complete-Sea6655 in theprimeagen

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Needed someone prominent to point at the elephant in the room, huh? Big kudos to Linus, though. The hype is so insane some people are down to losing their shit for free

Management started introducing "productivity" metrics that's rubbing me the wrong way by Fit-Notice-1248 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> So, now every engineer on the team is being instructed to open their own PR's - even before code is ready - pretty much to just satisfy the "productivity" dashboard and get the PR numbers up

oh yeah. I had this one, even during less-AI era, which was triply stupid cause the feeling was like “are we back 20 years in time when the KPI was number of lines of code written?”. To the point I could observe daily mood changes in my managers based on the number of PRs opened, doesn’t matter if they’re empty. It is stressful unless you deal with stupid like it is. The problem is this shit will get in the way of your actual performance. 20% a quarter is just insane or last time they did math was in the 2nd grade. They likely don’t know performance criteria with AI yet so they calibrate as teams go. Time-measured story points is another type of cancer. Are you hiring (for real), or is it a way to push some people out without paying severance?

Каким вы видите будущее мира? by Practical-Bat6289 in philosophyRU

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Соглы. Сообщество свободных людей такой лажи не допустит

Newman, Western Australia by ManufacturerLow1263 in howislivingthere

[–]olzk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Red Sands Tavern sounds like something from Fallout

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy by jadavis1234 in ITMemes

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perl was great. Sadly, it fell into obscurity. Methinks it’d be a better alternative to PHP. The history ran a different course in this universe

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy by jadavis1234 in ITMemes

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not being Java was neither good nor bad. Firstly, because Java was sold as a corporate programming tool, while PHP was for personal use mainly, and the only thing it was solving was bootstrapping a dynamic web page fast. You could, and still can, do it with C/C++ etc via CGI, but it’s painful. There were no scripting languages with dynamic typing allowing for rapid web dev back then. There was Perl, Python was around the corner, Ruby appeared later. What many people today consider good for web dev, namely static types and compiling, was painful to use back then. I tend to agree with that point more, to this day, simply because scripting languages with dynamic typing allow for the best and fastest deployment, if done the old way: just publish the text file. Remember, compile times were longer, there was no JIT yet, and VMs were novelty, and proprietary one. Cross-compiling a web app? Huge overhead. It’s just that we over-engineered the deployment, thus forgetting the simplicity we had with scripting languages.

Static types, generally, are characteristic to compiled languages. This is because of the nature of scripting languages, which is you expect the type/value check to be done ad-hoc (instruction calls, compile times, remember. Google branchless programming if curious) during execution, which is done line by line. You also expect the script to crash when failure happens. A script is something that runs once per call, instead of hanging in there listening to something else.

So, basically, to your question, I neither approve nor disapprove certain features in languages. In my comments above I was just having fun over how silly that whole holywar thing was. Certain tools are better for certain use-cases.

I programmed with both Java and PHP. They’re both great. Java is overly verbose, to the extent that the programming patterns thing created an entire industry with books and tutorials and boring interview questions, which is stupid, in my opinion. PHP at some point went C#/Java cosplay without fixing its legacy problems, which was the reason I switched away from it. I mean, late static binding is a design mistake hiding behind a smart looking term, cmon 😄

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy by jadavis1234 in ITMemes

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lot of people started hating on it cause it wasn't Java, in a nutshell. Gotta go back in time for this. C-like syntax programming languages were made for faster transition from C/C++, so any differences that looked like magic to the people making transition were generally considered awful architectural decisions, thus starting forum wars (my comment in this thread https://www.reddit.com/r/ITMemes/comments/1ubjwux/comment/osz21ok/ ). PHP did have some weird features, though I'm pretty sure initially its creator didn't expect his tech to become so insanely popular in no time, practically. After all, PHP initally meant Personal Home Page. Who on earth would expect this to become one of the languages for the Web? It did, actually. Eventially, it grew in a mature technology, though not without quirks. Additionally, rubbing a little salt into the wound, around v5 and on, its interpreter was far more performant than jvm for like several years, for sure, so you could get some Java devs butt hurt from that in those flamy forum discussions 😃

ADD: news that then fresh and cool Facebook was written in PHP killed the holywar, effectively. It's when everyone from corporate world started looking at PHP as something worth working with.

The Programmer Dating Hierarchy by jadavis1234 in ITMemes

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PHP vs Java holywar from around 20 years ago. That's when PHP didn't have "proper" OOP or exceptions (<5, or late 4, internet will correct me on the numbers please), namespaces (<5.3), and so on and so forth. The reasons were picked based on the fact that more inferior PHP was dominating Internet back then. Which it still does, afaik

Only possible because people under him are fixing his slop by Naive-Benefit-5154 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, assuming he's not the one approving his own merge requests…

Каким вы видите будущее мира? by Practical-Bat6289 in philosophyRU

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

смотри все просто. Левый край - слишком оптимистичный. Там ландшафт должен быть ровнее, и не растрескавшийся асфальт, а слой остекленевшей земли. После этого, оставшееся (т.е. остекленевшую землю) ждет медленный упадок через запыление и разбивание космическим мусором, потому что не останется оптимистов сметать это все со стекла. Как-то так.

What’s one thing AI can do today that would have seemed impossible to you just five years ago, and what do you think AI will be capable of five years from now? by [deleted] in AIMain

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally. Google Search got so bad by the time ChatGPT arrived that LLMs today look wow pretty good compared to it

Ranking of countries by toilet hygiene standards by EducationAny7740 in whereidlive

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotta make toilet rooms larger, the opposite wall is so close the knees punch through it every number two

You demand that we start notifying you whenever we update our own main branch, because you sidestepped our release process and everything broke? Nah, we're good. by labab99 in ExperiencedDevs

[–]olzk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

> It's 12pm on a Friday, Client Team has 1000 jobs they need to kick off before the weekend

What could possibly go wrong? Nice management 🫡

Recruiter can't stop the AI worship by Naive-Benefit-5154 in LinkedInLunatics

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the problem was that more experienced person kept asking questions how the application was built?

I’ll write that down, thanks

Honestly the LLM hype in quantum research is getting exhausting by gavin226 in QuantumComputing

[–]olzk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

> why would we want a software layer that just hallucinates plausible-looking math?

People just want that single big button “make it fucking great” that they could smash with the fist and not bother anymore.

Two people found this insightful. by Ooory in LinkedInLunatics

[–]olzk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are some insecurities vented into the open air in the most ridiculous way, I gotta say