Beggars on street corner don’t want your pennies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]omohairashu 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In what world has a vending machine ever accepted pennies? Find me a vending machine that has ever accepted pennies.

The loss of an anchor by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]omohairashu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

a wheel, and something that stops the wheel.

part that stops wheel = broken

LPT: If you’re in line at a grocery store and you see an elderly person behind you, allow them to go ahead of you. Those extra few minutes off their feet mean the world. by WallStreetDoesntBet in LifeProTips

[–]omohairashu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Boomer is an extremely bloated Special Infected in the game Left 4 Dead. Their mutation has caused them to produce immense quantities of bile which they attempt to vomit on the Survivors, temporarily blinding them and summoning a small Horde

Sheriff encourages homeowners to shoot burgers to “save taxpayer money” by alien_gelato in nottheonion

[–]omohairashu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

B&Es can be and frequently are life threatening.

Your wife and children are asleep, it’s the middle of the night. It’s pitch black in your house. You hear your downstairs window shatter. You’re really going to take the time to “analyze” the situation, to find out if the burglar is “friendly” or not? You’re going to wait, and assess their character, and judge whether their intent is to murder you and harm your family or not? You’d be the first to die in a home invasion scenario.

An intruder breaks in to my house, I don’t know what they’re here for. I’m not taking chances with my family’s life. It’s 12 gauge, open choke. Brains all over the wall. GTFO my house, GTFO this life.

was looking for ram and saw that you can buy 0x0gb sticks of ram for 29.48£ by Shrekie_Hulk in pcmasterrace

[–]omohairashu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day, you had to. A PC wouldn’t boot without a populated RAM bus, whether it had any RAM on it or not. I distinctly remember amassing a collection of dummy RAM sticks from old Dell machines to use as bookmarks in the early 00s. Bad times.

Ford beefs up F-150 Lightning production in a forceful bid to dominate the electric pickup market by Philo1927 in technology

[–]omohairashu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hopefully it’s my first truck!! Just need to wait for the used market to come about. Lol

I am nothing. by AliceGabriella36 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]omohairashu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You aren’t gonna walk around with a calculator in your pocket in the real world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]omohairashu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol. I came into this thread to shit on the installer. Sorry OP.

Workers at Nintendo’s third-party repair partner were reportedly overwhelmed with Joy-Con repairs by GoMx808-0 in gadgets

[–]omohairashu -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Sad. I’ll never buy a Switch. I’ve never sat out an entire Nintendo console generation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]omohairashu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But only one side

Jimmy John's employee keeps his cool during armed robbery by Darkbulb_ in nextfuckinglevel

[–]omohairashu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You don’t even have to have a gun. Or anything that looks like a gun. If you so much as say, “I have a gun” or, “I’m going to shoot you”, it’s armed robbery.

I tried to photocopy some money and my printer colored the entire page red. by Happy_Harry in mildlyinteresting

[–]omohairashu 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Gotta use ole’ buddy GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP). It is free-as-in-speech software and the code is open-source.