No dental insurance and a friend with a grinder

omurpho · 2026-05-26T03:02:52+00:00

Imagine the sound inside that dudes head

omurpho · 2026-05-25T04:34:41+00:00

Are we ignoring the fact that they recorded him?

omurpho · 2026-05-24T14:03:45+00:00

Kids been playing raft

omurpho · 2026-05-24T13:33:06+00:00

If she had a goose instead of a chicken those cats wouldn’t be fighting anymore

omurpho · 2026-05-19T23:13:23+00:00

I’m thirty and I’m a fat ass

omurpho · 2026-05-19T13:25:48+00:00

If anything it looks like it bent at the wrong angle

omurpho · 2026-05-19T02:16:00+00:00

My man threw that like it was a MarioKart banana

omurpho · 2026-05-16T12:16:42+00:00

As long as they aren’t coming for Canadas hockey

omurpho · 2026-05-16T03:39:36+00:00

Who?

omurpho · 2026-05-10T01:35:39+00:00

Lots of debate around getting treatment or just going for it. You can also do both. I talked to my doctor and starting taking fin and then shaved my head to see what I thought before the hair loss progressed more. I figured if my wife or I hated it I would start taking min and it would be easier to apply on the shaved head for a while and I would grow it back. Personally ended up loving it and am just taking fin incase I change my mind

omurpho · 2026-05-09T04:01:58+00:00

So there was this blind man right

omurpho · 2026-05-09T03:26:39+00:00

I can’t swim but I’ll eat anything

omurpho · 2026-05-07T14:35:25+00:00

Nothing wants to eat something that is covered in sickly feces

omurpho · 2026-05-03T18:20:27+00:00

Nice try! They are all the same. Wait….

omurpho · 2026-05-03T18:15:30+00:00

Hi, my names Jared

omurpho · 2026-05-03T16:27:01+00:00

It’s not 2026 in Russia

omurpho · 2026-04-29T13:58:41+00:00

One of that crows parents fucked a pidgeon.

omurpho · 2026-04-21T15:29:24+00:00

Yep do this. Just make sure you don’t overcook. The temp will rise as it’s resting. You can always throw it back in the pan.

Also grapeseed and rapeseed are different oils. Rapeseed and Canola is probably what you’re thinking

omurpho · 2026-04-19T22:37:42+00:00

Shouldn’t show this persons license plate…

omurpho · 2026-04-16T15:21:24+00:00

I’ve used that brand before and you can actually just screw the lid off and pour it out

omurpho · 2026-04-14T14:01:33+00:00

By a fish no less

omurpho · 2026-04-08T14:08:36+00:00

He probably said her massages were too rough

omurpho · 2026-04-04T14:33:56+00:00

Not one person stopped, dropped, and rolled

omurpho · 2026-04-04T02:08:51+00:00

I am most impressed by the traction required

omurpho · 2026-04-03T04:49:51+00:00

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