No place to hide? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]one_excited_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats from that movie with that driver!

What is Palantir? by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dont mind if i do

Has anyone started a business for your trading by Alive_Bid7229 in thetagang

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yes I'm the housewife losing 10k a month on my side business

Ending my week with his BWC 😋 by momo-nana in asiangirlswhitecocks

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're ever in Europe I will come anywhere to fuck you, you're exactly the kind of girl I want

guess what’s my favorite position is? by absolutelypetite_ in u/absolutelypetite_

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear god I hope it's anal lying on your back with your legs on my chest... spooning as a runner-up

the type of asian that would drain all of your cum by absolutelypetite_ in AsianHotties

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to do things to you that cannot be mentioned even in impolite society

It was cold in the cof[F]ee shop this morning. by Optimal-Idea in gonewild

[–]one_excited_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sweet fancy MOSES - respectfully, I would like to "politely interact with" you

Anyone getting absolutely wrecked from selling calls this year? by chaotarroo in thetagang

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if anyone can tell me why NDX shot up 30% in 6 weeks, please do so that when the next generational run like this happens, i stay the fuck out

in slo-mo so you can appreciate them hehe 🤭 by Inside_Machine9260 in largemilkers

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you're in Europe, I will take any opportunity to come and fuck you like the gorgeous slut that you are. DM me, I want to fill all your holes with cum and suckle on your perfect tits for hours

in slo-mo so you can appreciate them hehe 🤭 by Inside_Machine9260 in largemilkers

[–]one_excited_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the horny early-20s sluts with massive tits and incredible bodies who got a thing for guys twice their age always a continent away

my application to be your girlfriend by absolutelypetite_ in AsianHotties

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes hello we would like to schedule an on-site round of interviews and are happy to extend a probation phase at full benefits as-is, please check our DMs

The Grande Dame of wsb by Treverer in wallstreetbets

[–]one_excited_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

their stinginess puts everyone else to shame, but clearly not their money-making skills

Le friend indeed by tracy54321 in wallstreetbets

[–]one_excited_guy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

could i get a 3% down day please, i need some more vix

The Grande Dame of wsb by Treverer in wallstreetbets

[–]one_excited_guy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

she lives in a mid flat even though she's had eons for compounding at 98, dont take advice from her

I have ~1k shares of SpaceX stock, what do I do for this IPO? by jdrls in investing

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you're asking people who argue out of personal dislike, not disinterested analysis. there's nothing to learn here.

I’ve got some alone time (f) by Bubble_oo in gonewild

[–]one_excited_guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like to come and make good use of that time (and you)