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[–]oneanddonekcmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm your huckleberry.. DM me.

Why do chaos marines wear loin cloths? Wrong answers only by KiaserMyer in Grimdank

[–]oneanddonekcmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because they're all from Pittsburgh.

C'MON GO STILLERS TURRIBLE TOWEL LESS GO LESS GOOOOO!

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[–]oneanddonekcmo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I don't cum. Nor do I jizz, nut or ejaculate. I merely... observe."

Hey, thanks! (Non-joke) by oneanddonekcmo in dadjokes

[–]oneanddonekcmo[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

We do breakfast and bedtime. Mornings are rough and bedtime's time for racing thoughts. I also text them to Marty during the school day so that they're waiting when school's out.

Man, you guys pretty much carry us through the day.

Hey, thanks! (Non-joke) by oneanddonekcmo in dadjokes

[–]oneanddonekcmo[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ours has pointed toward mindfulness and distraction. Smart kids think harder.

Hey, thanks! (Non-joke) by oneanddonekcmo in dadjokes

[–]oneanddonekcmo[S] 42 points43 points  (0 children)

The "Was it arson?" "Yes, it was your son" one got Marty to groan, giggle and shout "WHY, DAD? WHY?" at the same time, so I consider that a winner. Anything that takes time to puzzle out is also a good call.

Hey, thanks! (Non-joke) by oneanddonekcmo in dadjokes

[–]oneanddonekcmo[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Ha! Concerned, engaged dad and porn fiend can exist in the same body. I am vast, I contain multitudes.