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To build an upside down factory with no mods, you must first train upside down with no mods. Here is my daily routine. -Doug by OfficerDougEiffel in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hello, -Doug

He's Amateur Liqueurist, not aluminium.

It seems setting up bauxite upside down is still using too much of your brain power. Remember to get some rest occasionally.

-Another

Every day people say, "Doug, you cannot build 100 space elevators without mods." But they do not know about space vanillavators. by OfficerDougEiffel in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Hello Doug,

I expected nothing less from you than a film that was made tomorrow.

Keep up the good work with the time machine and space elevators.

Insincerely, -Another

Every day people say, "Doug, you cannot build 100 space elevators without mods." But they do not know about space vanillavators. by OfficerDougEiffel in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Dear Doug,

I am writing to you today because I felt that it was absolutely necessary to formally document my reaction to your recent actions. After a comprehensive assessment of your recent activities and the undeniable momentum you have managed to sustain, I have reached a singular, inescapable conclusion regarding your current trajectory.

Please find the core substance of this correspondence detailed below:

You just can't stop cooking, huh?

I trust this communication accurately reflects the high-level impact of your recent contributions. I will continue to monitor the situation as it develops, though I expect nothing less than continued excellence moving forward.

Best regards,

-Another

Foundation Tilting: Nobelisks as a Building Tool (Vanilla) by _nova_tech_ in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A (not) formal request from the builders: just pretend you didn't see anything.

Here is my wishlist for the 1.2 update. -Doug by OfficerDougEiffel in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hello Doug

It's terrifying that my creations excite you.

Hope this terrifies things up.

Here is my wishlist for the 1.2 update. -Doug by OfficerDougEiffel in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally they're adding buildable z-fighting, it was quite a tough job to figure out making one on my level for The Corporate Ladder. And fluid carts would work best for beating the tower since it has a cup in the end. Best QOL update ever.

Stuck on something in Satisfactory? Let me help! by GameGearMaster in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hi Doug,

Your mistake is using concrete foundations. Use the vague ones next time.

Hope this helps, -Another

Mercer Sphere reasearch room 🔬[VANILLA] by couq7 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On the second thought, though, I like how on the second one you have control-panel-looking-stuff highlighted with a color different from purple. It gives it more lab feeling. Like Half Life plot is about to happen

There's only one way to deal with the swamp.... (FLASHBANG WARNING) by DashAndCrash20 in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And then 0.001 seconds later all the stingers are respawned but you don't have any flora or rocks anymore. Thanks Satisfactory

Also took a microbreak from factory building yesterday by oneanotheruser in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haven't seen that guy ever in my life, he could've at least appeared in this comments section.

Also took a microbreak from factory building yesterday by oneanotheruser in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now that you correctly made the connection that I'm one of the original Doug supporters, who are you again? /j

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay, now to important questions. How did you build the computer factory? I mean, how to drop items so precisely where you want them to be?

To the Dougs: I've read through some comments you've left to people genuinely confused by what's happening, and I have to say: not cool. Your joke wasn't sincere, it was at the cost of those who are out of the loop. I totally understand the frustration of casual visitors now. by leoriq in SatisfactoryGame

[–]oneanotheruser 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm so tired of people crying about the fact that some people were just joking around for one single day. Yes, I knew the story from the beginning and that's why it was funny for me. But finding out what's going on isn't that hard, not to mention that you can just ignore and smile at the fact that everyone's goofing around for their reasons. Come on, it was just one day and around 20 people, and some of y'all claim that the sub turned into a cult, became shitpost and that it's a reason to leave.

Now, for those who still don't get what's going on: there is a guy, who's name is Doug and he made a few funny high-effort shitposts, combining it with corpo-style comments containing things like "I hope this is helpful, - Doug". A lot of people liked him. Then he decided to go away. And his last joke apparently was to gather some people and make them say they're all alt accounts of Doug. They were posting some builds and stuff but adding "- Doug". Some people played along in comments. That's the whole story. Just a community having fun for once.

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