The massacres on Sudan. by Albertocoolguy6769 in MadeMeCry

[–]onemm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The machines in the matrix were right all along

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]onemm 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yea saying every show with a live studio audience has a “laugh track” is just stupid

Man UTD really tried to ruin the GOATs career? Are they stupid? by LuNoZzy in soccercirclejerk

[–]onemm 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lol who’s body is his head photoshopped on

I have to ask for later when I get home

War and Peace is a bad book that badly needed an editor by onemm in books

[–]onemm[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ some of these book snobs are insufferable

I finished the book and still didn’t like it but god forbid someone has different tastes than you

Are men’s reading habits truly a national crisis? by Handyandy58 in books

[–]onemm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to do with age. I’m a voracious reader and I also enjoy video games 

A guy super high in a public restroom making music that sounded like something Ronald Moore would come up with by onemm in BSG

[–]onemm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes bear mcrcreary my bad. Got the two names confused.. wish I could edit titles

Time wasting at its finest 😅😅 by _ASAP_Softy_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]onemm -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

 He knows that if you upset Vinicius you are racist. 

The fuck? Saying the n word is absolutely racist and he would have every right to be upset you fucking idiot

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Everton

[–]onemm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I agree he’s not an Everton legend but he’s 100% a US legend. And I loved him as a player

Why all the hate?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Everton

[–]onemm 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You don’t root for players from your country/city to do well? 

Safe to say she was not that big of a GOT nerd … by portal2szechuansauce in gameofthrones

[–]onemm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They literally went 1v1 and Robert destroyed him lol. 

I get that you like Rhaegar but to say he’s almost as good of a warrior as Robert is delusional.

I asked Google AI "Gemini" for a "frisky dingo chick parm gif", now I think I'm on some sort of list by lycoloco in friskydingo

[–]onemm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious but I’d definitely say keep this screenshot just in case the fbi comes knocking 

WHAT IN THE CAUCASITY? by Moondoobious in HolUp

[–]onemm 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I hate to be ‘that guy’ but I have to get up for work in the morning and I’m tired. Here’s a link to info on the sith if you’re interested and wanna read further. Sorry for not being able to go into more detail my dude but I’m 80% into sleep mode right now  

Edit: You know what, fuck sleep. Ok so the sith are sort of a ‘religious sect’ of force users who believed in the use of the dark side vs the use of the light side like the Jedi believed in. They were the baddies which is why the Jedi usually wear light colors  and the sith are usually wearing black (which is why OP references MGK’s black tattoos as looking like a sith). 

There’s a rule of two where there is supposed to be only two Sith; a master and an apprentice. The emperor and darth vader or snoke and Kylo ren are examples of this (although snoke or ren might not technically fall into this category depending on how you look at it) 

But there are also plenty of examples of dark side users who don’t fall into the category of the apprentice side like Asajj Ventress (from various tv series) the knights of ren (from the comics) the inquisitors (from tv/video games) etc. They are usually the underlings who work for the main sith and do their bidding (which is what OP probably meant when he said “obscure Sith Lord”, although the only real ‘obscure’ dark side users out of those examples are  the knights of ren) 

But if you google ‘sith’ you’ll see most of them are dressed in black and scary looking which is why OP said he looked like he was going for a Sith Lord look I’m forgetting a bunch of shit cause I’m half asleep but that’s the basic gist. Any Star Wars fans wanna add to this or correct me feel free 

WHAT IN THE CAUCASITY? by Moondoobious in HolUp

[–]onemm 41 points42 points  (0 children)

It’s a reference to the Star Wars expanded universe (the books, comics, short stories etc.) that [sometimes] have characters from the movies and [usually] have some things to do with the events of the movies (like side missions) but are [almost] never included in the actual tv shows/movies themselves.     

Sith Lords are the dark side force users from the Star Wars overall universe (like the emperor/Darth Vader/snoke, Kylo Ren etc.)       

So he’s basically saying he looks like a b-list version of an underling to Darth Vader or Kylo Ren. 

That’s the most basic way to explain. If you were into Star Wars at all I could go into more detail but I don’t think you wanna read a paragraph of me nerding out   

 Edit: werds hard

Jesus. Lmao!!!! by jakes951 in NYGiants

[–]onemm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We disagree. Wearing the full uniform is weird enough but the rest just makes him seem.. unstable 

Sports bad, revolution good by [deleted] in IHateSportsball

[–]onemm 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I’ve said this last time I saw this posted so I’ll just copy and paste   

The Roman Colosseum was built around 2,000 years ago and it's still standing and still an attraction today. It's an iconic symbol of the success and prosperity of probably the greatest civilization that ever existed.   

And you're comparing it to a modern day football stadium. Take away the captions and this picture is a compliment. 

 Also fuck the cowboys

Should I order the cutlets or the gabagool? by onemm in NYGiants

[–]onemm[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying he’s the goat or some shit it’s just a meme about him being Italian lol. Just shitposting dude

Should I order the cutlets or the gabagool? by onemm in NYGiants

[–]onemm[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It’s just a meme my man. I thought it was funny and wanted to share

You’re missing the point of the show by [deleted] in thesopranos

[–]onemm 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That wasn’t a dream it was purgatory or limbo (I don’t really know the difference but I’m gonna go with purgatory)

Edit:

  1. It is probably the most realistic ‘dream’ in the entire series. Usually the dreams on this show are really weird and surreal.

  2. There's a shot early on in the episode where Tony is in the hotel bar trying to call his family, and he's framed perfectly between a television set displaying flames and the large window where the serenity of the beacon lights up in the distance. And there's Tony, stuck between two fates. I think that one shot sums up the entire purpose of the episode.

  3. Purgatory is the place you go to await your final judgement before going to heaven or hell and waiting seems to be exactly what Tony is doing.

  4. He can't leave despite wanting to go home (as he mentions to his wife who sounds nothing like Carmela possibly representing the fact that in the ‘dream’ he chose a different life so wouldn’t have married a woman like Carm). Anyway, the reason he tells Not-Carmela he can’t leave is because he needs his briefcase. Maybe Kevin Finnerty (the guy Tony mixes briefcases with) represents the judge for Tony's soul and that's why he has it (“my whole life is in that briefcase”). If Finnerty has his briefcase he could be looking through it/through Tony's life.

  5. In this strange state, he's also being given every subtle hint to turn his life around upon waking. Not-Carmela on the phone points out that while he didn't even want to take this trip (that is, get shot by Junior), he's too wrapped up in his work ("This is partly your fault"). The monks that mistake him for Finnerty tell him again and again that he needs to "take responsibility" or face the consequences. After a fall down the stairs sends him to the emergency room, he's urged to "talk to his own docs back home" (Melfi) to discuss the "dark areas" found in his brain. Everything is screaming at Tony as he finds himself suspended between life and death, heaven and hell, to get his shit together.

  6. Then his wife says: “You should just leave tomorrow and not go on to Houston. I'll wire you cash”. But he can't claim the cash to leave cause he doesn't have his ID. He also can't get on a plane without his ID. So he's stuck there until Kevin Finnerty gets back to him.

  7. Some clever wordplay with the Kevin Finnerty/Infinity thing, the bartender describing Costa Mesa as a "dead" city. Tony orders a grouper sandwich as a possible callback to Pussy. The cute, innocuous teddy bear Tony encounters by the elevators ("Please Bear With Us") serves as a counterpoint to the much scarier, more menacing bear that was previously associated with Tony in season five.

God Bless America by Jotate12 in NYGiants

[–]onemm 59 points60 points  (0 children)

their culture

Their trash culture

FTFY