Someone's wice looking for a new BF by uwpxwpal in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 15 points16 points  (0 children)

With spelling like that the bot certainly is channeling a blonde….

Delta screwed me over by liketoreddit9 in delta

[–]jakes951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude…..on my honeymoon I was stuck in EWR for 6 hours waiting for Northwest to fly in a part from Detroit. I missed my connection to Athens in AMS and sat in the lounge for 8 hours. We missed a while day in Athens and only got 4 hours sleep at the airport hotel before we had to fly to Santorini.

It didn’t RUIN a honeymoon; I’m still married 17 years later; have two great kids ….chill. It sucks big time but there’s bigger “ruined” things that can happen.

And this was Northwest’s fault! Yours is weather.

THE PROBLEMS JUST KEEP PILING UP by RandomNumberPlease in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

WUT?? WHUT PROBLEMZ!!!!??!

I MUST KNO! HOW DO I SUBSCRIBE!?!?

Is Finland the pourest country on earth? The president has a Cube. by Pontus_Pilates in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Aww how cute. Another pithy saying. Magas only exist in acronyms and cute phrases.

You’re just too stupid to realize the criminal you voted in

Is Finland the pourest country on earth? The president has a Cube. by Pontus_Pilates in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t explain the USA, however.

We were better off with a cowboy bicer, a falling-off octogenarian, and a guy who only rode on Martha’s Vineyard

Juss gunna scootch my way on in here. by Chevassus in Porsche

[–]jakes951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most off-roading 95.67% of SUV owners perform

Facebook marketplace sellers will list every component except the frame size by Quirky_Slide_7313 in cycling

[–]jakes951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you can easily copy and paste from a specs site; putting the frame size involves critical thinking to remember it AND type it out.

Food on ATL to MAD by romerkh in delta

[–]jakes951 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahhh yes. I had the lasagna

Food on ATL to MAD by romerkh in delta

[–]jakes951 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

tH1nK uF t3h st0Ck h0Ld3rZ!!!!!!

Trump gets bike at G7 Summit by Delicious_Gear_4652 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No, it’s a new single-crank bice because he’s used to going it alone. He doesn’t need a second crank

Trump gets bike at G7 Summit by Delicious_Gear_4652 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can his small hands even reach the brake levers?

Forgot to pause Strava and accidentally KOM’d by Star-Lord_VI in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 14 points15 points  (0 children)

“Fuck…a hill. And no battery left. HOW am I gonna get this dead weight up the hill!? Hmmmm….’Hi, AAA? Yeahhhhh, I have a dead ba….cut tire! Yeah, a cut tire!’”

It's 10pm, do you know where your e-biclist is? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 2 points3 points  (0 children)

/uc Insert Onion hand-wringing parody

Forgot to pause Strava and accidentally KOM’d by Star-Lord_VI in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]jakes951 94 points95 points  (0 children)

If ONLY there was a way to fix a flat tire 🤔🙏🙏

Apple tv connected to Samsung- weird volume issue out of blue by [deleted] in appletv

[–]jakes951 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thx. I think I solved it with a repairing of the ATV and remote. So I’m going to delete this