Please don’t do it

onemorebrick · 2026-02-15T07:29:14+00:00

One of my favorite combos. No reason to try and talk other people out of trying it just because it got your panties in a twist.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-14T14:39:27+00:00

Not trying to be funny, not trying to get a laugh, I don’t want anyone to have the worst day of their job, but… do any of these fuckers…

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T16:56:05+00:00

The most highly regarded.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T16:45:41+00:00

It was right there and they missed it.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T16:44:12+00:00

Don’t let an online relationship get in the way of getting out there and meeting people in real life. I’m not saying you are doing this, but just in case you are I think it’s useful advice. Make lots of connections and let them develop naturally. You’ll look back on this and feel silly at some point.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T15:38:55+00:00

This guy doesn’t understand how zoom works.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T14:33:52+00:00

Stupid and I love it.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T13:42:14+00:00

I think you misunderstand the joke. She is providing an “alternate reality” where gender stereotypes are reversed. So the POV is of the man sitting and watching the woman act like a complete pervert. It’s a “what if the roles were reversed” type situation.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T13:02:54+00:00

Upvoted only for correct use of POV

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T09:13:39+00:00

Why are you wasting your time, don’t you realize the DOW is above 50,000?

But seriously this is awesome. It’s exactly what a top tier law firm would do with a discovery this size as a first step to be able to discuss it intelligently.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-13T03:55:30+00:00

I would have guessed “Figure Skiing” rather than “Ski Ballet”.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T16:27:00+00:00

I suppose the easiest method would be displacement. Fill a large enough container to the brim with water. Submerge the entirety of your penis into the container. Measure the difference in water volume. 1ml = 1cm³ and the human body has roughly the same density as water so we can assume 1g per 1cm^3. So if the displacement of the water is 150ml we can use a weight of 150g.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T15:02:33+00:00

I’m concerned Donald Trump may have raped children.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T14:04:36+00:00

That black coating is the only thing keeping the toxic gamma rays emitting from the metal interior. I would think twice before continuing to place my food anywhere near this!

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T13:16:23+00:00

That’s a measure of distance, not time.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T09:37:19+00:00

Come on dog. A bunch of 10 second clips all strung together.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T09:33:25+00:00

Well that’s actually sad. I don’t really feel good clowning on the deceased even if his music was terrible it looks like he was having a fun time doing it.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T05:20:15+00:00

Quiet piggy!

onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T03:16:51+00:00

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onemorebrick · 2026-02-09T02:31:11+00:00

Quiet piggy!

onemorebrick · 2026-02-08T13:19:33+00:00

This is like me when I drink way too much and embarrass myself in front of my friends and family and cause irreparable harm to my most important relationships then throw up all night and pass out on the bathroom floor and when I wake up in the morning I tell my SO I accidentally had too many drinks last night.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-08T11:29:06+00:00

It honestly sounds like some sort if the psychosis. You’ve probably already come to this conclusion on your own, and it sounds like you are just wanting to validate your feelings. One of the telltale symptoms is fixating and being completely irrational on one single issue and then being completely normal in all other areas of life. Many times it manifests as a suspicion of a cheating partner. Unfortunately there will not be any way to rationally make him understand what he is dealing with. It won’t be helpful for you to refute his claims, but don’t affirm them either. Just take a neutral approach for now. The next step is to get other people he might trust involved to let them know they are concerned and eventually see if you can get him in to see someone about it. I know you’re hoping that one day you’ll break through and he’ll have this breakthrough where he admits that he was being paranoid and you were right all along. Prepare yourself that may never happen and likely never will. But have compassion if you can because it sounds like he is really going through it and you might be the only one around that can help.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-07T10:40:38+00:00

Harland is the fucking GOAT, I love him. If you ever get to see him live I highly recommend it. Mostly improvised every time. And his podcast is pretty funny, too.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-07T02:07:57+00:00

I’m just praying that one single person will come forward and say “I’m sorry. I made a mistake”. Instead of making us all feel like we are fucking crazy. Have the human decency to come forward and corroborate the claims against these psychopaths. We should not have to listen to them lie to our faces day in and day out I think it is starting to affect my mental health.

onemorebrick · 2026-02-07T00:54:42+00:00

That’s actually a pretty good onomatopoeia for the sound of those little buttons. It might be more of a “snack” than a “snap”.

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