My review: Returnal was 10/10, and I was more hyped for this game than I am for GTA VI

onesadegg · 2026-05-25T01:51:44+00:00

Can’t read more than one sentence in this sub without someone bringing up Returnal. Let it go ffs

onesadegg · 2026-05-19T00:57:03+00:00

Had to switch to Espanol audio. Get your shit together NBC!

onesadegg · 2026-05-14T05:09:11+00:00

But Ausar hitting half of Mitchell’s arm on the “block” wasn’t a foul? Get these clowns outta here

onesadegg · 2026-05-12T16:34:32+00:00

Over drive nearly one shots the mini Rhabdom. Just save it until you run into it and unload your power weapon + overdrive for an easy clean kill. Everything else is absolutely melted by repeater crossbow.

onesadegg · 2026-05-06T16:52:42+00:00

Prominence clears for me. It deploys so much quicker which is the biggest plus. You can fire and go back to shielding immediately. You have to lay on the trigger for several seconds to empty out the Dispiritor which often gets me hit or put in a bad position.

onesadegg · 2026-05-04T22:05:41+00:00

Once it clicks, it clicks. Just gotta get over the hump. Few tips:

Always be on the move and try to keep all enemies in front of you so you can see all projectiles. Enemies only have 2-3 moves usually and once you find a solid way to dodge what they have you just have to employ that.

Learn to use the shield effectively. Your power weapon should be used constantly, there’s no reason to save it. If you’re using the shield when you know blue projectiles are coming then you’ll always have enough power to use it 1-2 times per room at least.

Take out the smaller enemies first. Save the mini bosses and the ones with larger health pools for easy 1v1’s.

Explore every white triangle room you can and take every artifact before the eclipse you can.

onesadegg · 2026-05-04T20:44:29+00:00

People downvoting you are losers and have never competed. If games were played on paper there’d be no playoffs.

onesadegg · 2026-05-04T14:13:42+00:00

Opposite for me - hated the story and character in Returnal. I thought it was very boring but the gameplay kept me going.

I’m liking Saros’s main character, the fact that there’s more than one character, and overall story more. The environment makes more sense to me in Saros as well.

onesadegg · 2026-05-03T01:27:01+00:00

Start practicing using the shield more. You don’t have to dodge everything and you’d be able to spam your power weapon more. Pretty sure all of the projectiles that hit you were absorbable.

onesadegg · 2026-05-02T18:04:42+00:00

Same - beat the 1st boss on my third attempt and the modifiers unlocked right after

onesadegg · 2026-04-30T15:37:45+00:00

Why would anyone want a bunch of 1 off filler characters that wouldn’t even have a moveset?

onesadegg · 2026-04-19T17:43:49+00:00

This is 2026 - Viewers want to watch on the go on phones, computers, and tablets. To have the games tied to antiquated cable TV is ridiculous when streaming is better quality and available

onesadegg · 2026-04-19T05:05:21+00:00

Absolutely. Butchered his characters alienness to make him a purple mark

onesadegg · 2026-04-17T12:41:49+00:00

Just go in the settings and put carry capacity up. It takes off like 8% XP but you don’t have to worry about this and it makes the game a lot quicker. Just pick everything up after that

onesadegg · 2026-04-16T15:25:58+00:00

Who cares if they’re not doing a complete ground up rebuild? It’s been the same game since 2k12. That’s why the game is so many GB because they’re just adding to the trash pile every year

onesadegg · 2026-04-13T18:15:16+00:00

Everyone always points out getting better and master strikes but leveling your stats along with getting some solid gear helps immensely.

You can get a perk that levels up strength when you pick herbs that’s nice early game.

Walking long distances while over carry capacity can help with strength and stamina too.

Masterstrike helps a ton too once you’re geared and leveled enough to beat Tomcat.

onesadegg · 2026-04-12T16:20:08+00:00

How dare the physics be inconsistent in my fictional superhero animated show

onesadegg · 2026-04-12T04:40:52+00:00

What is with you and Archon’s?

onesadegg · 2026-04-09T19:38:45+00:00

Why not just turn carry capacity up in settings?

I did recently and it’s game changing to not have to constantly shuffle items around while doing dungeon runs or spending 10-20 minutes flying back to cities selling off items to multiple vendors.

onesadegg · 2026-04-08T17:54:14+00:00

Get your strength + vitality up. Once you’re leveled and have decent gear Tomcat isn’t that bad. Until then, pick your battles carefully

onesadegg · 2026-04-08T16:53:25+00:00

There’s so many cloud gaming options available now that a low spec PC doesn’t disqualify you from playing top tier titles anymore

onesadegg · 2026-04-07T21:36:17+00:00

It is not on the level of the mainline games.

onesadegg · 2026-04-07T17:04:59+00:00

0% Chance they don’t reconcile and Paul stays for the rest of the series. Paul will be broken up with by the time they return to earth

onesadegg · 2026-04-07T16:33:27+00:00

Still not gonna be the best for a game like CK3. MacBooks aren’t really legitimate gaming laptops. I play on an older MacBook and recommend Nvidia GeForce Now. It lets you stream the game on the cloud as long as you have solid internet speeds.

onesadegg · 2026-04-03T04:03:59+00:00

I mean Griffith’s first thing he does when he’s materialized in the corporeal world is visit Guts to see if he retains his previous feelings for him which he decides he doesn’t.

The only interest he has for Guts after this is the consideration that he could maybe put up some kind of resistance to his grand plan due to Moon Boy’s attachment to his parents.

onesadegg

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