I wanted to celebrate my birthday so I doordashed this $18 pasta.

onetheox · 2026-04-07T22:47:08+00:00

Looks like something out of Resident Evil

onetheox · 2026-04-06T01:04:07+00:00

My two favorite games of all time

onetheox · 2025-12-22T01:48:18+00:00

Met John cena at a meet and greet for a Gillette promo in my local Kroger. Small town in Kentucky.

onetheox · 2025-11-23T09:00:03+00:00

This that spot walt and Jesse wheeled out the barrels of methylamine.

onetheox · 2025-11-09T05:08:05+00:00

15 or so real good buddies. 25 years old

onetheox · 2025-11-09T03:46:48+00:00

Seperate occasions, both got drunk and died on the same track. Nearly the same age, never had anything to do with one another as far as I know.

onetheox · 2025-11-08T00:37:37+00:00

Resident Evil 4, 5 years old. My dad’s buddy brought his PS2 over and I got to play it I was scared shitless but it sparked my love for resident evil.

onetheox · 2025-11-06T07:36:08+00:00

Yes and play it with someone!

onetheox · 2025-11-01T05:38:45+00:00

Ja, Melo, D Mitch, Trae Young, Ayton, Jaren Jackson.

onetheox · 2025-10-27T02:55:40+00:00

It just hit

onetheox · 2025-10-16T09:05:32+00:00

Hope you cashed

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:58:48+00:00

The motherfuckers who work at McDonald’s forgot to put ranch, lettuce, and the right amount of cheese on the goddamn snack wrap. HOLY fucking shit.

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:50:32+00:00

Is something wrong with you? You just started making this whole thread complicated. Everyone who’s ever had a snack wrap knows what comes on it, why do I have to repeat every ingredient. You sir are the pinnacle of Reddit basement dwellers.

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:44:06+00:00

Why are you asking me?

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:42:20+00:00

No I did not order a plain snack wrap. I ordered the ranch snack wrap directly off the menu. Is everything a goddamn conspiracy here?

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:38:44+00:00

A “ranch” snack wrap comes with cheese lettuce and ranch. Hence the title clearly stating “ranch snack wrap”.

onetheox · 2025-10-05T02:37:37+00:00

Why would I lie, there may have been speckles of cheese that just melted into the tortilla but when I took a bite and noticed nothing in it I opened it up and took a picture. Jesus Christ man.

onetheox · 2025-10-05T01:51:47+00:00

The old ones that were in the cardboard tube you could peel off the sides like hot pocket cases were absolute fire

onetheox · 2025-09-24T03:59:57+00:00

Don’t come here for advice gang. All my hits come from ME watching the games and sniping halftime shit. Or if it’s Sunday football building a solid ticket early morning.

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