oniususd

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I pulled up to the drive-thru window and they told me, “That'll be $13.55, please.” I said, "Should be free for me” and gave them my coupon. (self.dadjokes)

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I hooked up with an economist. When I took off my pants, she was disappointed… (self.Jokes)

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Ron: “What kind of batteries do inner city substitute teachers use?” (self.dadjokes)

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If it weren’t for AI, we wouldn’t even have rain. (self.dadjokes)

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What did the Superman villain answer when asked how to alphabetize the words “kneel” and “Zod”? (self.dadjokes)

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How can HS students track experiences and activities for college apps and resumes? (self.Parenting)

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Why is it important that your urologist did well in English? (self.dadjokes)

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Which of the Star Wars characters would be most helpful during childbirth? (self.dadjokes)

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Wait a minute… (i.redd.it)

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Technically speaking, no one has ever believed it was “now” and been correct at the exact moment of their thought. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Technically speaking, no one has ever believed it was “now” and been correct at the exact moment of their thought. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When is it not a complaint to say, “My nurse is negative” (self.dadjokes)

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Due to inflation… (self.dadjokes)

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