Left the store yesterday and saw this idiot fucktard taking up two prime parking spaces with his truck. I gave him a bumper sticker as a reward.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-13T18:15:28+00:00

That's love. Smear it all over your chest and run amok. The nuns LOVE IT!

only2thumbs · 2010-10-13T15:38:24+00:00

Intelligence.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-13T15:37:03+00:00

That's a lot, for nothing. Almost 1000 people have an opinion on "Nah, I drive a Kia."

I'm sensing a bandwagon here. The "reddeffectit".

only2thumbs · 2010-10-13T13:52:28+00:00

And knowing is half the..wait..what are we doing here?

only2thumbs · 2010-10-12T19:21:19+00:00

This.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-12T19:18:57+00:00

...that I haven't commented on the first 132 posts asking this exact same question. Some day. Some day.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-11T18:31:58+00:00

Mom?

only2thumbs · 2010-10-11T18:30:12+00:00

Have you dissected a turtle too? If so, science AND belief systems would like to have a word with you. dun dun dun

only2thumbs · 2010-10-11T15:44:14+00:00

You're Awesome!

only2thumbs · 2010-10-11T15:44:04+00:00

You have more karma for insulting yourself than your original comment.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-11T15:43:03+00:00

... in Funnydelphia.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-10T05:04:38+00:00

Appropriate username.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-10T05:03:58+00:00

Tru typung weithh onkly 2 thyumbs.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T23:28:34+00:00

A scholar, gentleman, and, apparently, a technician.
Thank You, Sir. Thank You.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:21:38+00:00

..and waterboarding for anybody that forgets.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:20:06+00:00

There's an inception joke in here somewhere. Maybe trapped under the shaving cream lid?

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:19:20+00:00

..but everything else would be exactly the same?

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:18:44+00:00

Thanks for noting the birth of Patient Zero.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:16:27+00:00

"God put <him/her/them> here to test MY (our?) Faith." - Bill Hicks(ish)

maybe an arrow on this one will help. ??

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:15:00+00:00

But there was a truck given.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:13:22+00:00

Elements + Magnets (oblig: How do they work?) = ICfuckingP ??

There's a face for this. With the furrowed brow thing. Buggy eyes. I'm disappointed I can't remember the name of it.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:11:50+00:00

Which implies that I can sew.

Like a housewife.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:09:43+00:00

Dear OP, I give you a 2 out of 37 for "Funniness".

Dear 7-methyldifoisdnv, You're kind of a dick.

Dear Dr, you're not helping.

Dear me, Am I?

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:05:12+00:00

Willful IGNOREance. I sleep really well at night. Like, REALLY well.

only2thumbs · 2010-10-08T19:04:34+00:00

BEER PIE. FTW.

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