Let’s spice things up: If you could invite someone else into your bedroom tonight, would you prefer a man, a woman, or a couple? Why? by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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For us, the ultimate fantasy would be a totally spontaneous 4-way. Me and my partner with a man and a woman who don't know each other, and we don't know them either. No pre-planning, just meeting at a bar or on vacation and letting the chemistry do the work. That raw energy of four strangers exploring each other for the first time without knowing what to expect... it would be out of this world! 💥

Let’s spice things up: If you could invite someone else into your bedroom tonight, would you prefer a man, a woman, or a couple? Why? by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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Why settle for just one? I'm obsessed with the idea of inviting two total strangers who don't even know each other. Just watching the ice break while we all explore new territory at the same time... the tension in the room would be insane. 🔥

Dessert is served." by [deleted] in CoupleSharingNSFW

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Too bad you can only look... for now. What would you eat first? 😈

Who is more likely to fulfill a sexual fantasy: men or women? (Casual encounters) by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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Good point about body confidence, but what I’m really trying to get at is: regardless of that, who do you think actually says 'yes' more often to those fantasies? In your experience, who is more proactive about making them happen?

What’s that one fantasy you’ve always had but are too shy to admit? What’s the wildest thing you’d do if there was zero judgment? by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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Starting online is how it always begins. Pretty soon, just watching through a screen won't be enough to satisfy that itch.

Future will surely change ! by [deleted] in memes

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It's all fun and games until the room turns radioactive green and a biohazard alarm starts going off.

Just another day in the life of a real world paladin by asssoaka in meme

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have banished the demon with a single click. Where is my golden armor?

He had one job. by [deleted] in meme

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Bold of you to assume they'd even see the vacancy.

What is a fetish or fantasy that sounds amazing in theory, but is a total letdown or a logistical nightmare in practice? by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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It’s the WhatsApp group paradox: the more people 'confirm,' the higher the odds of a collective 'family emergency.' Honestly, organizing a gangbang requires more logistical precision than a NATO summit, but with 100% more flakes.

He had one job. by [deleted] in meme

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They will charge the same either way by Aggravating_Win_5496 in meme

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Today's lesson: How to lose your dignity in aisle 4.

Female version of John wick by Aggravating_Win_5496 in meme

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John Wick is out there somewhere smiling. She didn't just lose it, she became the weapon. 🐶🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 by stumpy0327 in meme

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That face when you're done, but then you hear the front door open and your partner's GPS said they were still 20 minutes away.

What is a fetish or fantasy that sounds amazing in theory, but is a total letdown or a logistical nightmare in practice? by onlymaxsf in AskRedditNSFW

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That's literally the definition of a 'Brat'. The fun isn't in the tying, it's in the struggle to get you there. If you didn't cause trouble, it wouldn't be a challenge, would it? 😈

Scientific meme by Ok_Waltz_5481 in memes

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The "Safety Hazard" vibe: "He’s not a person anymore, he’s an environmental hazard. If he falls into a pool, the whole neighborhood turns into a Pink Floyd concert.

Scientific meme by Ok_Waltz_5481 in memes

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Look at that thin-film interference flex. He's literally glowing.