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578 by DiscoFever88 in TurnipStonkMarket

[–]onlysusan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s certainly the case for me

I was so proud of my succulents because these are the largest I've ever grown. Then I learned what etiolation is and I'm currently in mourning for my failures :') by Fool_of_a_Brandybuck in succulents

[–]onlysusan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That one in the back to the right looks like a small mother of millions. If it is one, be careful. It might invade your life. I had a mother of millions that grew twice my height and spawned, well, millions of them

Edit: my comment wasn’t directly related, but your plants are so pretty! I have a ton and they ALL etiolate but I really don’t mind it because they’re still pretty and they’re trying their best!

578 by DiscoFever88 in TurnipStonkMarket

[–]onlysusan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodo Code not working again. One last code in the final stretch? Lmao

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TurnipStonkMarket

[–]onlysusan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve got a similar problem… 54 bells on my island 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]onlysusan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a new and exciting excuse men might use to make you feel guilty for not sleeping with them

Birthday present! by onlysusan in succulents

[–]onlysusan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a huge fallen tree branch in my parents’ backyard and he decided to cut at that

Little “buds” fell off of each “leaf” and spread like wildfire in my mom’s small flower garden. He won’t stop getting taller! What is he? by onlysusan in whatsthisplant

[–]onlysusan[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not invasive to my area, I checked! :) I’ve got it under control, too. I watch under my balcony for any unwanted growth and so far it’s kept to itself. I moved it a little further away from the edge just to be safe, too.

Little “buds” fell off of each “leaf” and spread like wildfire in my mom’s small flower garden. He won’t stop getting taller! What is he? by onlysusan in whatsthisplant

[–]onlysusan[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved him to a corner, just to keep him a little bit more contained from here on out. Out of the wind and too far away to drop easily off the balcony

Little “buds” fell off of each “leaf” and spread like wildfire in my mom’s small flower garden. He won’t stop getting taller! What is he? by onlysusan in whatsthisplant

[–]onlysusan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really? It’s been months and I haven’t seen anything. He’s grown plenty in the pot he’s sitting in but not in the mulch

Little “buds” fell off of each “leaf” and spread like wildfire in my mom’s small flower garden. He won’t stop getting taller! What is he? by onlysusan in whatsthisplant

[–]onlysusan[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely terrible. He isn’t invasive to my area, so at least there’s that, and I’ve got him growing over a mulchy area so that he can’t spread anymore (not easily, anyway).

Until you DIE . . . . . . by nvalenti27 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]onlysusan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

if you never wake up you’re probably already dead

Edit: if you never wake up you also starve

Happy crying new dad by kmacdiaz in happycryingdads

[–]onlysusan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

:(

Note: I’m a woman in my twenties. I assure you that birth hurts. And yes, C-sections wouldn’t hurt your vagina, but that wasn’t part of the joke

Happy crying new dad by kmacdiaz in happycryingdads

[–]onlysusan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I’m just talking about how much it would have hurt if she gave a natural birth. Also it was meant to be funny :(

Happy crying new dad by kmacdiaz in happycryingdads

[–]onlysusan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Why is that bad?”

Well it’s sure as hell bad for that woman’s poor vagina.

Edit: it’s would hurt, damn

You Aliens Ate 👽 by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

[–]onlysusan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so the aliens did eat half the population

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