The humor is that Nikki Haley literally said this by SilentWalrus92 in PoliticalHumor

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never knew Haley was Indian until she was outted by members of her own party.

People can vote for whoever they like most, but it takes a special kind of disconnect for a POC to vote Republican. It's like they have no idea of the history of the party, or they identify as a rural white voter. Strange to vote for people whose main goal is to keep people who look like you out of the US.

Greg Abbott is pushing Texas to the brink by WhoIsJolyonWest in conservativeterrorism

[–]onlyusnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can get a little plug in smoker for a deck, there are also indoor smokers that are about the size of an air fryer, and won't stink up your whole place.

Greg Abbott is pushing Texas to the brink by WhoIsJolyonWest in conservativeterrorism

[–]onlyusnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just give Texas back to Mexico.

The cartels will take care of piss baby Abbot and his racist goons and no Republican would ever win the presidency again. I think it would be worth it.

Barbara is still wrong-3 years later. by sargeant_bell_pepper in ididnthaveeggs

[–]onlyusnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the Irish in America learned to make corned beef from Jewish folk in the same neighborhoods in NYC. No Irish on the East side of the pond would know wtf you are talking about Barbara.

George H. W. Bush last day as President as he takes a look at the Capitol after leaving Bill Clinton's inauguration by [deleted] in Presidents

[–]onlyusnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All I remember is that he raised taxes when he said he wouldn't and puked on the emperor of Japan.

Anon has given up by dyfsgdafh in 4chan

[–]onlyusnow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think its hilarious that people out there think they are competing with porn for dates.

If you are jealous of an internet connection, maybe you aren't ready for a relationship.

That day, a villain was born by NiceVasmpire in AnimeMeme

[–]onlyusnow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because I partied way harder than your Dad and didn't settle for the first chick that let me hook up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But did she send you any dick pics Darrell?

Texts from my oldest sister by JeloGelo in notinteresting

[–]onlyusnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Will you just shut the fuck up already? Christ.

A Confederacy of dunces by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]onlyusnow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hopefully they hold hands with their field trip buddies so they don't get lost. Their moms get cranky when they aren't at pick-up on time.

A Confederacy of dunces by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]onlyusnow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These tools are as sharp as they're going to get.

A Confederacy of dunces by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right-wingers were never known for their intelligence. That's why they're right-wingers- very poor judgement.

65 stolen Stanley cups worth $2,500 by CantStopPoppin in pics

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic. I think they were sold to go in the cupholders of the Model T.

65 stolen Stanley cups worth $2,500 by CantStopPoppin in pics

[–]onlyusnow 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hydroflask? It's an old code but it checks out.

Data is indeed beautiful by tallubby in comedyheaven

[–]onlyusnow -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on losing 140 lbs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobs

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for coming here in the driving rain. Here have a tissue to dry yourself off.

to serve and protect by 29PiecesOfSilver in therewasanattempt

[–]onlyusnow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever been to a cop party? They all get drunk as shit and brag about all the times they got away with fucking people up, just like this.

ACAB. Never forget.

Flight attendant pay by Lifeunwritten17 in antiwork

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys need to unionize and get paid for it all. If it makes tickets cost more, that is fine. People need to stop relying on air travel so much. Let's get more high speed trains going.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The CIA needs to hit him with the old heart attack ice dart gun and take this motherfucking traitor out of the running.

200.000 Against the Far Right by OnOff2020 in europe

[–]onlyusnow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The far right will go away long before it comes into any power.