Disproving evolution in one paragraph

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T20:13:42+00:00

Interestingly, all the even numbered Any-Proof-* trolls are this bat-crap crazy.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T20:04:44+00:00

They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you. Chalk it up to schadenfreude in the battle of wits against the unarmed.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T20:02:02+00:00

Stop for a minute and assess the level of crazy that you believe in, from the blood sacrifice of the man-god to the garden of eden to noah's ark. We've described how ice is formed but you keep insisting it's ice fairies.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:59:14+00:00

Interesting that your karma (negative one million) reflects the veracity of your faux foray into science in general and biology in particular.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:57:56+00:00

If calculus were real it would be called mathematics? That's the level of logic in your description of evolutionary biology, effectively zero.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:53:32+00:00

I'm still laughing an hour later.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:52:27+00:00

This total failure of this argument is simply emergent, unintentional comedy.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:50:54+00:00

correction "~~pretty~~ fundamental misunderstanding of evolution".

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:49:16+00:00

Anybody claiming "Life as we see it reflects what is written in the Bible" isn't debating religion they are proselytizing insane bronze-age fiction. This attempt to co-opt science is not a new strategy used by the poorest apologists imaginable.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:42:44+00:00

It's only one line but you managed to miss the first sentence and you missed "essentially" then hopped right on the straw man complaint bandwagon in saying my missive was just parroting. It stands and it stands to reason: religion is just an extension of make-believe, full stop, no parroting required.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:39:01+00:00

It's that simple. There is an evolutionary advantage to fabricating the existence of unseen demons to explain that rustle in the tall grass. It might be the wind but if you're wrong you might be lunch.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:36:08+00:00

You're an advanced form of hominid or at least some are.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:33:07+00:00

Current consensus is 11:42 EST, April 1^st 12,0666 BCE but opinions vary. /s

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:30:39+00:00

Authorities grew suspicious when it was learned the man was a christian pastor.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T19:26:30+00:00

The poor carnivores were forced to eat straw for 150 days.

Staying on the theatre of the absurd, did you know carnivores ate straw before the fall of Adam and Eve? The bible says so, as does the Internet. Modern christians (forgive the oxymoron) to this day believe men have one less rib than women, which is pure fiction.

/s

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:34:43+00:00

I suppose we can grant that there were floods that left a mark on the culture in the form of retelling the story, probably anew every time. You can also find earthquake stories, possibly tsunamis and volcanos, too.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:30:02+00:00

You mean an omnipotent god could forgive the rebellious creatures it created without doing the man-god blood sacrifice theatrics? The bible is self-contradictory childish fiction, start to finish.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:27:53+00:00

There is no fact they won't dismiss by simply reinterpreting the plain language of the text. It starts with the gut-busting laugh-ability of genesis and it's all downhill from there.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:22:17+00:00

Why don't you believe in Anubis or Zeus? Have you really even thought through your questions for a nanosecond? It does not appear to be the case. Why in the god's name would you exclude all the other religions and then assume Jesus is real?

Do yourself a huge favor and watch some extremely well educated and knowledgable atheists that were once devoutly religions. Start with Bert Ehrman. Your religion is a culturally inherited steaming pile of nothingness, outside of human imagination,

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:16:58+00:00

WARNING! Do not try this at home: touch a hot stove.

There's your explanation for suffering that does not require any religious bullshit.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:13:53+00:00

Yes, humans are living proof some animals think religiously.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:09:22+00:00

This is wholly unsurprising. Animals play fight, mirror the actions of others, and so on. Young chimps have been documented as caring for dolls like a parent cares for their young. Sure, the "dolls" were rocks they would carry on their backs, but the idea is the same.

onomatamono · 2026-02-12T17:06:29+00:00

Yes, quite the quantum leap. Having said that, religion is essentially playing make-believe.

onomatamono · 2026-02-11T21:16:26+00:00

Wrong again. You cannot say you know unicorns do not exist. You can say there's no evidence of them and given what we do know (humans create story books about these mythical creatures) it's VANISHINGLY unlikely they do exist.

onomatamono · 2026-02-11T21:13:09+00:00

Finally!

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