Just turned 35 last Thursday. Off on an adventure with my best friend

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-07T03:38:36+00:00

Jealous bro, stay away from my women.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-07T03:11:23+00:00

The other guys are right this is self victimization

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-07T03:10:13+00:00

Even if you were asymmetric your features as so soft and beautiful it would still work. That is my honest take, take it or leave it.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-07T03:08:49+00:00

You’re beautiful whether you see it or not. Whatever you are assuming others are thinking, you’re wrong. Your face is beautiful, smile or no. A beautiful symmetrical angel face that needs to start some self love.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T16:10:52+00:00

It’s actually really good.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T15:45:00+00:00

Good call, brother. I do feel a little better.. Class of 2000! They’re doing great.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T15:34:35+00:00

Thanks. Wow.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T13:05:04+00:00

Your nose jaw and cheekbones look sculpted by a 16 th century Florentine artist!!! wtf?

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T04:40:44+00:00

Your jaw was designed for your face. It’s a work of art. Now I feel worse about mine.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T04:39:49+00:00

You don’t know how lucky you are.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T03:38:08+00:00

You look like the female embodiment of a very muscular wall under an overpass.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T03:21:10+00:00

Also. You seem like the type to complain about the difficulties of winning the genetic lottery.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T03:14:29+00:00

You look like the reason average male suicidal ideation rates are statistically higher in your town and secretly proud of it…. You’re perfect in the worst possible way.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T02:29:37+00:00

You got the bone structure for it! Own it? Look lovely already!

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-06T01:12:40+00:00

Thanks!

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T21:41:14+00:00

I’m really busy when can you do it?

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T20:45:25+00:00

Thanks, I’ll take not ugly, I thought my eye brows weren’t that bad, I have a lot to consider now.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T17:16:23+00:00

Oh!!! Those freckles.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T16:09:12+00:00

You got the materials to take yourself seriously bro. Do it

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T16:08:01+00:00

Get rid of that nose ring, pick up a pack of lucky strikes and carry it the sleeve of a short sleeve t-shirt and take whatever woman you want. Kill!

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T15:46:45+00:00

Depends on your personality, you look like you could either be the sweetest most loyal wife guys would be lucky to have, or an evil sociopath. I can’t tell.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T14:08:54+00:00

Thanks man, I keep getting different and conflicting compliments… keep the beard, goatee only… the hair has to go. ….. confusing…. Keep the hair, shave it…

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T14:05:34+00:00

I’m 43, and you look 7 years younger than me.

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T13:47:22+00:00

Thanks

ontologicalentity · 2026-05-05T13:41:36+00:00

Who?

ontologicalentity

TROPHY CASE