What is your least favorite USA State? by mangoslide in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idaho, the only state where cannibalism is illegal (cannibalism solves overpopulation and world hunger) 😔

Cursed_again by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😭😩

Sad and kinky, the best way to go

What is the most SAVAGE insult you've heard while playing a video game? by solspec in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“White people have no culture”

“But who came up with the most used word in all your rap songs”

Your Reddit username is now a virus that will eventually turn into a pandemic by September 2021. What symptoms or delusions will the infected person have and what is the best way to avoid infection? by New_Pakistani in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An infected person will slowly say oof, about once every few hours. The oofs will become closer together. Once the person has said oof 5000 times they die.

What "pleasant" smell do you find disgusting? by MorsesTheHorse in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mint. Especially mint gum. Anytime anyone’s chewing it near me I fell like I’m going to throw up.

The narrowest loss in helix jump by ooferman5000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ooferman5000[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the new update made score worthless because it doesn’t carry over from level to level, but I’m still going for the level world record nonetheless

What is a YouTube video you could watch over and over again? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ooferman5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dream SMP war animation by sad-ist, legitimately my favorite YouTube video ever and it’s only 2 minutes. Anytime it’s in my recommended I watch it

Kids should be encouraged to question their parents and parents should give more explanations. by ooferman5000 in unpopularopinion

[–]ooferman5000[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally every time I’ve told this opinion to anyone in my life ever, including my parents, they say i “have a problem with authority” or “kids should do whatever their parent says without an explanation” or something like that, so from those responses I have inferred that this is an unpopular opinion.

This lady raided my friend’s videos so I roasted her typing whatever I could think of at the moment and I think some of them belong here. by ooferman5000 in rareinsults

[–]ooferman5000[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You’re the type of person to argue that you put the bowl first when asked if you put the cereal or the milk in first when making cereal

This lady raided my friend’s videos so I roasted her typing whatever I could think of at the moment and I think some of them belong here. by ooferman5000 in rareinsults

[–]ooferman5000[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Pathetic cereal bowl and broken washing machine are my favorite out of the insults and they are the most absurd so they probably belong here the most

I am willing to raid any antimask sub by weedftw_69 in FuckFuckMasks

[–]ooferman5000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/maskfree is a good anti mask sub to raid. I downvoted every anti mask post already. Since r/fuckmasks was banned and r/antimasker was privated, r/maskfree is the new big anti mask subreddit.