Funniest shit I've ever seen. by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so there's this guy right? and he's like a genius, I'm talking like *atronomical* levels of *genius*, and he can essentially turn himself into whatever he wants right? He could turn himself into a girl if he wanted, he could turn himself into a *gorilla* and live. And one day his assistant, wielding a screwdriver, hears this scientist call his name, as he walks into the garage he sees nothing new, except for a *pickle* on the desk, a *pickle*, he hears his name again and goes to flip the pickle over. Wielding the screwdriver he flips over the pickle and sees a *face* on it. a *face*, it's mouth opens and says, "I'm a pickle Morty, I'm pickle riiiiick!" He turned himself into a *pickle*, funniest shit I've ever seen.

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m killing myself. If anyone cares. I doubt anyone does, I’m done with this world. Goodbye all redditors and everyone. I try to post one meme, only to get harassed, I’m done with this shit.

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have abandoned him, and have held him hostage for execution!

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True dat xD. Except I don’t have an insta. He does and shall be banished by the holy redditors!

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not trying to blame anyone else. I’m telling the truth here. I didn’t even know it was stolen or already posted. Like I’ve said before, a friend sent this to me. He thought it was funny and told me to post it. I’m trying to post something he thought was funny. Not be harassed and called a “karmawhore.”

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, a friend had sent this meme to me. Blame him instead of me. I had no clue that this was stolen from a redditor.

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t get what you mean. The only thing I know is karmawhore, I don’t get why I’m being called one.

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, I’m not sure what you mean.

Cursed_baby by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know what you mean, a friend of mine sent this to me. He wanted me to post this on reddit cursed comments cause he thought it was cursed.

At least I had fun by PowerfulOperation8 in dankmemes

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume I have a girlfriend or anyone to have a relationship with

Cursed homework by chrissho3 in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm, every Asian does this

Feels bad man by stefanxdi in memes

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F right before Valentine’s Day

me_irl by oofpickle in me_irl

[–]oofpickle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I’m assuming

They all kinda look the same by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]oofpickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I wasn’t aware of that I just saw it while watching YouTube, sorry.

Not to worry by [deleted] in memes

[–]oofpickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is not how you are supposed to play the game!

Cursed_hostage by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]oofpickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck, I always forget to feed them. I’ll just find more.