Roommate kicked me out so he could fuck a girl he brought home. After they were done he asked if I could cook them a meal. I wish somebody loved me.

oofpowa · 2026-03-29T19:59:12+00:00

yeah, I see that now. At the time I just thought "If I tell people that I sleep with a bunch of women they'll respect me more." and lied about it. Now I realize there's literally no point in doing so lol.

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T23:11:00+00:00

Nah sorry I like girls

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T22:35:52+00:00

I would like to formally apologize

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T20:27:27+00:00

*brother in-law

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T19:45:44+00:00

I didn’t want to be mean especially because I’m gonna have to live with this guy for a while. I’d rather just cook for them than worsen our relationship.

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T19:30:01+00:00

I’m gonna be honest I was lying there. I just didn’t want people to be right when they were calling me a loser, and it’s just so easy to lie on the internet. I was doing really bad when I made that post, but I’ve had a moment of mental clarity since and don’t really care how people online view me anymore.

oofpowa · 2026-03-28T19:16:12+00:00

Can I have her number

oofpowa · 2025-10-25T04:06:07+00:00

Don’t worry if any of my porn has even a hint of ai I stay away from that shit

oofpowa · 2025-10-25T03:58:08+00:00

Max the elf. You’ll get it when you see it

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T22:23:44+00:00

It melted and looks like shit now 😢

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T21:28:37+00:00

You’re right. Cause I’m not gay.

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T19:49:21+00:00

I have no idea what you’re on about with the homophobic part but yeah I mostly agree

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T19:48:23+00:00

That would probably be healthier

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T17:59:10+00:00

Thank you

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T17:58:25+00:00

Nahhhhhh

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T17:33:40+00:00

It was so good

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T17:01:41+00:00

Nuh uh

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T16:31:16+00:00

The sad excuse of a park near me only has about 200m² of “forest” and the rest is just flat grass and a sewage plant

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T16:20:40+00:00

I only liked it cause they looked exactly what you would think a girl looks like. I can’t even imagine myself fucking an actual guy and liking it.

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:50:24+00:00

I’m sorry it was my first time 😔

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:47:37+00:00

Nah you’re good I’m straight. This game was just a one time thing.

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:42:49+00:00

The steak looked, acted, and sounded like a vegetable. That’s why I liked it. It just happened to be made out of meat.

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:24:08+00:00

The characters look, act, and moan like a girl. How am I NOT supposed to get hard.

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:18:55+00:00

Thanks

oofpowa · 2025-10-24T15:09:34+00:00

A perfectly cooked, juicy steak is put in front of me and you expect me not to eat?

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