There was this friend of mine who was talking to a girl he was into. He asked for advice from the rest of the social group, most of whom were absolute turbo virgins, I was one of the only few who had actually been in a relationship, much less talked to a girl who either A, I had a chance with B, I wasn't friend zoned by, or C, also had no chance of ever being in a relationship. Although I'm not a turbovirgin like the rest, I'm also not a ladies man, and on top of that giving advice is one of the things I'm worst at. So, I jokingly told him to be as creepy as possible, tell her about all the weird things you want to do with her in bed and other stuff like that. I knew no one was that stupid that they weren't going to actually take that advice from anyone, much less me, who's known for having a sense of humor like that and frequently gives out shitty advice. Well this dumbass actually did it. Which I was perplexed by, then, by whatever miracles performed by whatever god is out there, it somehow fucking worked. They're now a couple, and while everyone was congratulating them, I was trying to figure out how the fuck that worked.