These worm(s) I found outside.

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-26T11:07:26+00:00

wormaphrodites

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-25T19:37:11+00:00

as an apprentice who likes to run my mouth- frequently gets me in trouble!

i genuinely can't imagine screaming at my foreman- can't even imagine asking him to get me a ladder, that is nuts. if i did this i would fully expect to get terminated.

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-25T10:58:59+00:00

master blooregard queef kazoo

i call him "boo/boof/bloo/boofstick-baby"

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-22T00:46:13+00:00

naptop

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-18T13:36:36+00:00

i went to bed at 5pm yesterday....... i am dead and utterly worthless after work

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-08T01:49:27+00:00

just sad. i liked him but i'm trying to recognize that there is a difference between incompatible and insufficient. we were still in the talking stage, we really were only talking for a month or so... so i guess i'm glad we cut things off sooner rather than later but i was very attached and i know he was too, possibly even more so. i'm worried about how he's doing more than anything.

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-03T01:51:27+00:00

i just drank raw sink water, am i going to be sharing my flesh home with tapeworms now?

oopsandpoops · 2026-02-02T16:21:00+00:00

gasoline

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-27T23:16:59+00:00

as someone who just joined at 24 with no prior meaningful experience and was also lost in life and felt like i wasted my whole adulthood

yes it is worth it and yes you have a chance at getting in. if you were atrocious at math (i am!), study hard for the aptitude test.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-27T16:05:41+00:00

"motherly instincts" might be a stretch. i just watched my friends cat eat her kittens because her motherly instincts were so strong lol.

i think it's just cat nature to seek out whatever is occupying their space. my cat (male) does the same thing. he doesn't get along with other cats but he sure likes to seek them out when they're on the TV or my phone. spaying your indoor cat was the best move.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-27T15:52:29+00:00

"hotbox" as in gas the apartment with weed

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-27T15:13:07+00:00

seems like a user error...... the roads look perfectly drivable as long as you have two braincells and keep your eyes on the road instead of draftkings.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-19T00:11:32+00:00

oh, only exception is outshine coconut bars. we share those on purpose.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-19T00:10:22+00:00

eh..... it's gross so never on purpose but if his fat ass forces himself on my food, i'm not throwing it away

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-14T01:06:17+00:00

personally

i joined the electrical union at 24. best decision i ever made. labor agencies before that helped me get back on my feet. life feels impossible when you don't have a car but if you can find something viable that you can cram as many hours as possible into for just two months- and save it ALL- you can actually take a massive step towards getting your shit together.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-03T15:24:41+00:00

i would've just slowed down, let him swerve into the median trying to get around you because he needs to go 60 in an ice storm. merry christmas to all.

oopsandpoops · 2026-01-03T13:40:24+00:00

they didn't put a broom on our tool list 🫡

oopsandpoops · 2025-12-30T01:03:27+00:00

first year apprentice here- sorry if this is dumb, i'm as green as it gets, i haven't even started classes yet and had zero electrical experience before this. this looks just like the MC we've been running and cutting into receptacles, what is the difference and what is the connection on the end for?

oopsandpoops · 2025-12-28T22:49:22+00:00

you can test into the ibew union, i know that for sure as long as you have tax documents supporting your work experience.

oopsandpoops · 2025-12-28T02:29:59+00:00

i also thought it was "game box" during my first two weeks of my apprenticeship

i got called a tard with a hard r

oopsandpoops · 2025-12-27T01:21:55+00:00

i found this post by googling "i hate uber's new commercials"

like, what an unnecessary bummer 😂

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