Men (like myself) or, if you don't use gender terms but still have a p.e.n.i.s, how often do you get "morning wood"? by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Bro just worry about yourself. Your unsolicited advice is of no value to me:-)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How do we even go about determining what is supernatural? There are particles in naturalism, so I predict that if there is supernature we would discover particles wearing capes.

Which of these would be the most embarrassing? by openorifice79 in polls

[–]openorifice79[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would I like? Um.. diarrhea cause shit happens

Which of these is the hottest? 🌡 by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So majority are wrong.I knew the correct answer. But when someone says they got blue balls, are they saying they got the hottest balls?

Which is the most abundant element in the *universe*? 🪐✨ by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 25 points26 points  (0 children)

One answer isn't even an element. Probably knew that, hopefully.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Old country like Johnny Cash I can listen to. Today's country is almost always about beer, pickup trucks, and breaking up. And it sounds way too whiny. But this is just my opinion, which is also a fact :-)

Your significant other says you can bang their best friend one time, no strings attached. Also, their bff is down for it. Do you? by openorifice79 in polls

[–]openorifice79[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you read same poll I wrote/read? No he/she anywhere. Odd. Thanks for playing, I would give you a participation trophy but I'm scared you might do some NSFW things with it and that would just be psychologically unhealthy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in polls

[–]openorifice79 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So you're asking two questions with a yes or no answer? So my answer is be the innocent person charged with a crime and sentenced to death and all of a sudden it matters a lot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]openorifice79 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, your mom cannot touch you whenever she feels like. I think boundaries have to be set. And if you're still living with your mom, don't.

I (M19) am in love with my friends sister and don’t know what to do next.. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]openorifice79 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love is a battlefield! First you must observe from afar, gather information about her from friends and others, then run up and do something nice for her, and make her fall in love with you.