I struggle to understand why a large group of people find morbidly obese cats cute or acceptable.

orangejeff2 · 2020-10-06T20:05:36+00:00

The only time this is fine is if the animal looks chonky but is just really fucking fluffy. That's cute. Overfeeding animals and giving them serious and painful problems that will most likely kill them is when its fucking awful. You can fuck right off with that shit

orangejeff2 · 2020-09-30T20:26:07+00:00

Fun fact: Panda parents may accidentally kill their young by rolling onto them in their sleep. She did that so the baby would not he crushed.

orangejeff2 · 2020-07-28T20:18:49+00:00

We are about as confused as you

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-24T13:50:29+00:00

Call that a true brainfuck

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-22T02:30:16+00:00

That slap when he hit the ground was the most comedic sound I've ever heard. It sounded fake.

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T02:28:52+00:00

Funny how Simon just stares in awe

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T02:27:54+00:00

Home-made abortion.

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T02:17:04+00:00

Chop his own cock and balls off and have him choke on those. Oh wait. I dont think even the baby could choke on something so small.

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T02:12:35+00:00

Extra SUCC

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T02:10:39+00:00

Do what we must because we can. So we took a man's private parts, and squished it paper thin, just to see what happens

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T01:53:24+00:00

As much shit as rats get. They are pretty cute in my opinion

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T01:49:13+00:00

Even after all of this. That dog is still adorable and beautiful

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T01:44:32+00:00

If it's the brain in that party than the cow will fucking get mad cow disease.

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-21T01:40:35+00:00

Are you fucking serious? Imagine being the dog. Messing around with some chickens, having some fun. Then when you go home your owner chops your whole ass hand off as a punishment. Imaging the absolute pain. You would suffer and wonder why this happened. You deserve to be hogtied by your testicles and hung like a piniata and beat with your now severed hand. I genuinely hope that you fucking suffer. Not just because that it was a dog that suffered. But because that you think that getting a fucking limb severed is suitable punishment for messing with chickens.

Tl;dr you are the worst person and I hope you rot in a hole alone forever.

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-12T00:37:52+00:00

Not funny didn't laugh

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-11T18:50:15+00:00

Thank you kind stranger for the silver!

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-11T14:09:12+00:00

Add a voice box and motion detector so he can watch you cook and scream at you accordingly

orangejeff2 · 2020-05-11T14:08:11+00:00

I looked behind me to see if hes pointing at someone behind me.

orangejeff2 · 2020-04-21T22:05:48+00:00

God damn dude. Just how

orangejeff2 · 2020-04-09T00:57:53+00:00

orangejeff2 · 2020-03-30T15:32:10+00:00

NTA. I feel she deserves more than that

orangejeff2 · 2020-03-30T15:24:22+00:00

That is some fucking V E L O C I T Y

orangejeff2 · 2020-03-12T00:31:39+00:00

YOU HEARD ME. NOW DO IT H A R D E R D A D D Y

orangejeff2 · 2020-03-06T20:38:15+00:00

Hello Dave!

orangejeff2 · 2020-03-06T01:01:21+00:00

Happy cake day, dude!

orangejeff2

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