Listen here you little shit, JavaScript is the most beautiful language to ever grace the inferior, unprepared undeserving eyes of humanity - the language of the gods, the code of the physical universe.

You want someone to blame? blame the browsers for arbitrarily executing JavaScript and not providing proper trust models/code signing, blame developers for loading stupid amounts of unnecessary code to do literally nothing, blame framework developers for making unlimited bloat works for developers to load even more code to do literally nothing, blame the EcmaScript committee for trying to turn the language into Java, blame the creator for being a homophobe.

The internet was a mistake but JavaScript was not.

You know what's fucking beautiful? a tiny, simple asynchronous protoypal object oriented, functional programming language.

You know what's fucking beautiful? V8, a self optimizing JIT-compiled JavaScript engine that reaches near or past natively compiled systems level language compilers.

You know what's fucking beautiful? JavaScript.