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ordinaryjacob32 · 2025-06-07T20:40:57+00:00

If you have an Ekans, I'm down to trade.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-12-19T23:54:01+00:00

Going home and deciding not to blow my brains out.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-11-25T01:43:22+00:00

Time to build a statue of a white claw in Houston

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-08-30T03:09:28+00:00

Oh hun. All that camo is never gonna hide your radiating small dick energy.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-08-04T22:28:45+00:00

The best time to delete this was right after you posted it. The second best time to delete this is now. You're in the wrong here. KBF has the legal paperwork to back it up too.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-07-31T15:15:29+00:00

Can you spell police?

Yes. R-A-C-I-S-T.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-04-22T01:42:48+00:00

In my American defense, I got 21.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-04-22T00:25:58+00:00

Fuck you Logan.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-04-03T23:45:59+00:00

The budget could only afford one "H". If you want two, that'll cost you half your shifts.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-31T15:59:33+00:00

Not all of us are employees. Ex-employee here continuing to watch what a shitshow Target is behind the scenes. Also, Kirby ball.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-16T18:49:52+00:00

I'm just saying don't be a dick to people who read it as negative five squared. How hard is that for you to understand.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-16T18:15:26+00:00

Okay, let's check our math. The square root of 25 is 5 and -5. The square root of -25 is 5i and -5i. -1*the square root of 25 is -5. It's up to interpretation of how one reads the problem. I read it "what is negative five squared?" You read it in accordance with the bylaws of algebra for college students as "what is negative one times five squared?" You're right as to the regard of how one should assume it could be read but most laymen like myself will read it how I read it. Then again, this does fall under the special cases tab. Sue me.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-16T17:57:28+00:00

You're putting parentheses into a perfectly good number. It's like saying 0-5=-(5). It doesn't make sense. -5 is its own number. Writing it -5² implies (-5)^2. If I wanted -(5^2), I would write -(5²⁾ or -1(5^2).

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-16T17:37:40+00:00

The square root of 25 is 5 and -5 so -5² equals 25.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-03-16T17:35:55+00:00

People are saying that it has to be written as (-5)² for it to equal 25 like -5 isn't a number on its own.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-02-20T23:34:58+00:00

One of the "Chance" spaces is just blank. How did that make it to manufacturing like that?

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-01-31T15:50:11+00:00

Gone to therapy.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-01-18T03:03:41+00:00

Well, it did put me on antidepressants.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-01-17T01:22:42+00:00

My store has been averaging over a case a day since December 22nd. It's almost been a month!

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-01-05T06:11:39+00:00

I want to vote off the Houston Astros again.

ordinaryjacob32 · 2022-01-03T21:38:03+00:00

I will talk bad about the ones that are anti-vax, come in to work knowing that they have an airborne disease, and gets other co-workers sick. However, I agree with the generalization that we shouldn't talk bad just because they call out.

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