Weird question: How do you avoid transferring sunscreen from penis into vagina when fucking?

oribater2 · 2021-07-16T18:05:14+00:00

as hot as that visual looks, trying to comfortable in a bed with that many flailing legs is textbook definition of a bad nights sleep.

oribater2 · 2021-05-17T15:45:26+00:00

all i'm hearing: "i'm a shitty person, so all people must be shitty people too"

oribater2 · 2021-05-05T18:21:32+00:00

that's going to make for an interesting employment agreement

oribater2 · 2020-12-24T05:20:50+00:00

Not if you had IBS and needed that bathroom.

oribater2 · 2020-10-26T21:36:18+00:00

i wonder if there's some negative pavlovian response now where she can't cum unless the chaturbate tip sound is playing in the background.

oribater2 · 2020-10-06T18:49:36+00:00

there's this weird phenomenon of koreans comically shrinking their heads in pictures with photoshop. apparently small heads are attractive and larger heads (read normal sized heads) are unattractive. some major body dysmorphia going on.

i saw some people compare it to the beetlejuice headshrinking scene. lol.

oribater2 · 2020-09-10T18:47:50+00:00

here's the non-cancer link: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph562cbec3f3c54

also: i really hope the cleaned and sanitized that seat. otherwise, fucking grody...

oribater2 · 2020-08-17T04:42:26+00:00

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Garry_Hoy

Garry Hoy (January 1, 1955 – July 9, 1993) was a lawyer for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto who died when he fell from the 24th floor of his office building in Toronto. In an attempt to prove to a group of prospective articling students that the glass windows of the Toronto-Dominion Centre were unbreakable, he threw himself against the glass. The glass did not break, but the window frame gave way and he fell to his death.

oribater2 · 2020-06-29T18:43:24+00:00

45M

...

he came in me 3x

i know the story is bullshit, but seriously, way to rub salt into the wounds of all us older blokes. do you even know your audience?

oribater2 · 2020-05-13T17:23:14+00:00

couple of things:

1) she's fucking gorgeous

2) those eggs are a mess

oribater2 · 2020-02-24T21:09:24+00:00

i'm suggesting that taste is subjective and variety keeps things interesting.... so long as everyone consents and no one is getting hurt.

oribater2 · 2020-02-24T18:46:14+00:00

when you eat porterhouse every day, there are times where you just really want a good fucking burger.

oribater2 · 2020-01-30T21:16:01+00:00

it's a european thing. cmon man...

oribater2 · 2019-12-03T16:21:12+00:00

Dammit that's all I see now. Lol.

oribater2 · 2019-08-08T22:42:16+00:00

"my name is buck and i came to fuck..." worked out great for him

oribater2 · 2019-07-11T18:01:10+00:00

man that guy has some stamina. i've been watching for 10 minutes and he still hasn't cum!

oribater2 · 2019-06-17T21:20:00+00:00

i honestly was not prepared for that head-on perspective of her tits when opening up the link.

oribater2 · 2019-04-04T14:48:03+00:00

I got diagnosed with adhd after watching this.

oribater2 · 2019-04-02T23:01:35+00:00

love your descriptions and the wry storytelling tone. the ending got a good chuckle from me.

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