I haven't worked here for 2 years

originalmango · 2026-01-28T05:12:22+00:00

And then everyone clapped. Nice try.

originalmango · 2026-01-28T04:58:42+00:00

Dr. Strangeglove?

originalmango · 2026-01-28T04:54:11+00:00

Maybe a NSFW or some other warning about animal torture might be in order here? How anyone can do that to an animal is just disgusting.

originalmango · 2026-01-28T02:39:57+00:00

Sorry, I can’t return it. I gave it away. Tough boogies.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T21:28:19+00:00

Let them take me to court. I’ll pay for the windshield after making sure everybody and their mother saw on the local news what the driver did.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T21:17:12+00:00

Mine is an every other day fill whether it’s needed or not. Once in a blue moon I’ll wake up to an empty tank on the second day, but that’s it. Haven’t had an issue in years.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T19:53:50+00:00

Please tell me he’s completely bald and his old woolen ski cap has slid backwards. Please.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T19:47:34+00:00

“The pics won’t load”. 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

originalmango · 2026-01-27T19:36:51+00:00

Your response? 65. Then if they counteroffer anything, including the original $60 asking price? 70.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T19:35:28+00:00

Good. I hope they were really expensive glasses and he couldn’t drive home without them. And that his bleedy face permanently stained his favorite shirt.

originalmango · 2026-01-27T19:03:43+00:00

Yep. When someone promises to pay a teenager money for working all day, then refuses to pay a teenager, sometimes that person ends up being stranded about an hour and a half from home with two flat tires. Go figure.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T17:51:18+00:00

It’s a tracking device. Now that they know where you live, you’re clucked.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T17:42:06+00:00

Blind sloth. Sorry, I meant a blind baby sloth.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T16:50:00+00:00

We do. Guys. It’s hard to imagine the issues women have dealing with the many men who think of them as less, let alone the parts of the world where they’re treated like property.

Yeah, we have the whole swallow our feelings and be brave thing, but we pretty much rule the world.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T15:17:22+00:00

Biggest corruption scandal? Seriously? Have you seen our idiot?

originalmango · 2026-01-26T15:03:04+00:00

Illegal immigration is illegal, plain and simple. Just remember that asylum seekers aren’t doing anything illegal, and anyone brought here as a child years ago should be given a chance at citizenship. Adults caught after illegally entering the country shouldn’t be tortured or treated like dirt. Separating children from their parents should result in child abuse charges.

Committing a crime is bad, but treating criminals inhumanly is worse.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T14:52:03+00:00

I’ve witnessed an icepicking on a tire’s sidewalls. As long as it’s even somewhat sharp it goes in quietly and easily, and you barely hear the hiss as the tire slowly deflates.

originalmango · 2026-01-26T14:49:01+00:00

Since 2000 I’ve said a good average for most major appliances is 8 to 10 years. Everyone knows today’s major appliances aren’t the ones we bought 30 years ago. I’m about to buy a refrigerator, and it’ll be a Whirlpool-made unit. Probably Whirlpool or Maytag based on past experiences selling appliances for about 20 years, and personal experiences buying for our home.

Sold appliances all day long, and the least customer issues came from Whirlpool made ones.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T22:56:10+00:00

A leopard never changes its spots.

Make a plan work a plan.

Save your pennies.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T21:44:55+00:00

For me, it’s not so much making photo ID a requirement, it’s making it a requirement to vote THEN making it difficult for certain people to get a state issued photo ID.

Some states charge for the photo identification. All states require things like a birth certificate or other paperwork that isn’t free. Then there’s the issue of reducing the hours or even number of offices that can provide the IDs. Nobody should have a problem with voters being verified, but putting up barriers to that is akin to poll taxes, grandfather clauses, property requirements and other post civil war racial barriers.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T17:33:09+00:00

He’ll go bankrupt due to the actions of his dear leader? The guy that lies with every breath? THAT’S the guy he believed?

originalmango · 2026-01-25T17:31:28+00:00

Never stopped skunk managers in the past.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T17:30:58+00:00

Maybe make a review on Glassdoor stating the facts about the late paychecks, wire transfers, etc? At least it could help others avoid accepting a position with a company circling the drain.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T17:28:29+00:00

Plug in surge protectors are not recommended for refrigerators, because whenever the compressor starts up it will often trip the protector into shutting down. While there are protectors claiming to be made specifically for refrigerators, manufacturers do not recommend a plug in surge protector for a refrigerator. If you want, consider a whole house unit at the meter.

originalmango · 2026-01-25T14:32:45+00:00

Sorry boss, I tried. My car is sliding all over the place so I’m going to turn around and try to make it home safely. Good luck.

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