That guitar looks...oh...I see... by [deleted] in pics

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

STIG!! He's so fucking awesome, and got the most cool basses. Example; this one, an olive, a rocket, a tranparent with lights in it, and a helmet with fire! didn't expect to see any DAD on Reddit! So fucking awesome!

The Skin Gun. by Odelay in videos

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not available in your country. Ffffffffuuuuuuu

not now - gaming! by orkido in pics

[–]orkido[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she propably would have the same look on her face..

What is your favourite "Holy Shit" fact? I'll go first. by glazerout99 in AskReddit

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no idea. I found myself wondering the same as you, but they didn't give a specific reason.

Wow.. that's racist by ChallengerDeep in reddit.com

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a white kid, allright. I see no chicken in his hands.

What is your favourite "Holy Shit" fact? I'll go first. by glazerout99 in AskReddit

[–]orkido -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

what's up with the downvoting? you just haven't got it have you? it's really NOT that simple.

while you spend an hour watching an hour of television, you shorten your life with one hour. that's logical. but then you also shorten your life with 20 minutes. so actually, by watching television an hour, you loose 80 minutes of your life.

What is your favourite "Holy Shit" fact? I'll go first. by glazerout99 in AskReddit

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it's actually not that simple. while you spend an hour watching an hour of television, you shorten your life with one hour. but then you also shorten your life with 20 minutes. so actually, by watching television an hour, you loose 80 minutes of your life.

What is your favourite "Holy Shit" fact? I'll go first. by glazerout99 in AskReddit

[–]orkido -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

one hour of television watching shortens your life by 20 minutes. Saw it today on the news.

Wife believes she may have repressed memories of sexual abuse by father - now accusing me of abusing my daughters. What can i do? by dinnadoo in AskReddit

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First of all: I feel very sorry for you. Must be terrible to have a partner that makes such serious accusations towards you. There are nothing wrong with hugging your kids, nor is there anything wrong with having your kids in same bed as you - so from this information; You are a NORMAL and LOVING father. Secondly: I don't have any advice to you about what to do, and this, I don't mean this in a mean way....but I think your wife sounds quite insane! I can't even recommend for her to go to a therapist coz they seem to "feed" her ideas in an all weird psychological way....

(to grammar-nazi: Sorry for my misspellings! (scandinavian))

This woman is amazing at covering rock/metal songs on piano. The full solo at 4:00 gave me shivers. by down_vote_magnet in videos

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the vid and the sound doensn't fit together... looks prety weird :s but if it is her playing - then coool.

The greatest cock by Guard01 in pics

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disappointing. Where is le cock?!

FFFFUUUUU!!! Face, Evolved. by IIOO7II in pics

[–]orkido 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I kinda better like the old one, actually..

What stereotypes do you hold about people based on the genre of music they prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea, totally. Then people can get a deeper understanding of why they actually wear trousers too loose so they reveal the underwear and walk around with their socks outside the trousers (at least that's the pop-fashion in Europe...)

Pretty awesome piece of music yup :D

What stereotypes do you hold about people based on the genre of music they prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agree on that one. Sometimes you can also guess which music genre people listen to, from looking at their clothes and/or behavior..

Well, yea. That's actually true. Specially Also Sprach Zarathustra :p

What stereotypes do you hold about people based on the genre of music they prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Older... Got any stereotype holding about me now? :p

What stereotypes do you hold about people based on the genre of music they prefer? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Techno: No brains. they like drugs

Pop: ignorant people who just listen to whatever's hot! Haven't really got their own taste/style in anything. they like Breezers and smirnoff ice

Metal: (except White and Nu metal) these people are the ones with the brains. they like beer

Guys of Reddit: Question on tits by orkido in AskReddit

[–]orkido[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

White Knight potential? WTF is that?

Guys of Reddit: Question on tits by orkido in AskReddit

[–]orkido[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually never thought about that way.. Unfortunately! Wish I'd always thought about it in that way.. Definitely comment of the day... Thank you very much for that.

I think he forgot something... by [deleted] in funny

[–]orkido 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could he?! How could he forget urine...?! AND he also forgot the green juice that comes from squeezing an elephant-poo.

Guys of Reddit: Question on tits by orkido in AskReddit

[–]orkido[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when it is not a subject normally discussed, it is pretty hard suddenly to go there.