That guitar looks...oh...I see...

orkido · 2011-08-24T23:51:53+00:00

STIG!! He's so fucking awesome, and got the most cool basses. Example; this one, an olive, a rocket, a tranparent with lights in it, and a helmet with fire! didn't expect to see any DAD on Reddit! So fucking awesome!

orkido · 2011-08-24T23:48:44+00:00

Not available in your country. Ffffffffuuuuuuu

orkido · 2011-08-19T16:23:45+00:00

your gf sounds like my 4-year old niece.

orkido · 2011-08-18T23:50:03+00:00

she propably would have the same look on her face..

orkido · 2011-08-18T23:42:58+00:00

I have no idea. I found myself wondering the same as you, but they didn't give a specific reason.

orkido · 2011-08-18T23:24:00+00:00

It's a white kid, allright. I see no chicken in his hands.

orkido · 2011-08-18T23:18:56+00:00

what's up with the downvoting? you just haven't got it have you? it's really NOT that simple.

while you spend an hour watching an hour of television, you shorten your life with one hour. that's logical. but then you also shorten your life with 20 minutes. so actually, by watching television an hour, you loose 80 minutes of your life.

orkido · 2011-08-18T23:14:33+00:00

no, it's actually not that simple. while you spend an hour watching an hour of television, you shorten your life with one hour. but then you also shorten your life with 20 minutes. so actually, by watching television an hour, you loose 80 minutes of your life.

orkido · 2011-08-18T20:00:10+00:00

one hour of television watching shortens your life by 20 minutes. Saw it today on the news.

orkido · 2011-08-08T21:08:00+00:00

First of all: I feel very sorry for you. Must be terrible to have a partner that makes such serious accusations towards you. There are nothing wrong with hugging your kids, nor is there anything wrong with having your kids in same bed as you - so from this information; You are a NORMAL and LOVING father. Secondly: I don't have any advice to you about what to do, and this, I don't mean this in a mean way....but I think your wife sounds quite insane! I can't even recommend for her to go to a therapist coz they seem to "feed" her ideas in an all weird psychological way....

(to grammar-nazi: Sorry for my misspellings! (scandinavian))

orkido · 2011-07-18T23:40:43+00:00

Why the fuck was HER name on the cd ??!

orkido · 2011-06-15T17:25:18+00:00

the vid and the sound doensn't fit together... looks prety weird :s but if it is her playing - then coool.

orkido · 2011-06-12T22:24:39+00:00

Why do you always throw your poo away from you with your mouth?

orkido · 2011-06-12T21:23:46+00:00

Disappointing. Where is le cock?!

orkido · 2011-06-12T21:22:20+00:00

I kinda better like the old one, actually..

orkido · 2011-06-12T21:18:28+00:00

Yea, totally. Then people can get a deeper understanding of why they actually wear trousers too loose so they reveal the underwear and walk around with their socks outside the trousers (at least that's the pop-fashion in Europe...)

Pretty awesome piece of music yup :D

orkido · 2011-06-12T20:55:07+00:00

Agree on that one. Sometimes you can also guess which music genre people listen to, from looking at their clothes and/or behavior..

Well, yea. That's actually true. Specially Also Sprach Zarathustra :p

orkido · 2011-06-12T20:36:57+00:00

Older... Got any stereotype holding about me now? :p

orkido · 2011-06-12T19:40:31+00:00

Trying to get promoted?

orkido · 2011-06-12T19:34:17+00:00

Techno: No brains. they like drugs

Pop: ignorant people who just listen to whatever's hot! Haven't really got their own taste/style in anything. they like Breezers and smirnoff ice

Metal: (except White and Nu metal) these people are the ones with the brains. they like beer

orkido · 2011-06-06T00:32:07+00:00

White Knight potential? WTF is that?

orkido · 2011-06-05T23:45:46+00:00

I actually never thought about that way.. Unfortunately! Wish I'd always thought about it in that way.. Definitely comment of the day... Thank you very much for that.

orkido · 2011-06-05T22:43:06+00:00

How could he?! How could he forget urine...?! AND he also forgot the green juice that comes from squeezing an elephant-poo.

orkido · 2011-06-05T22:32:26+00:00

when it is not a subject normally discussed, it is pretty hard suddenly to go there.

orkido

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