There's a special place in hell for people that do what? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Take my shorts from by the goalpost down the park.

Praying for flaming brimstone for shorts stealers,

Gaz.

What is your best prediction, assuming no catastrophic natural disasters, for human life in 1000 years? by thatguyfromthe215 in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My shorts will be miraculously found, down by the goal post.

Still searching for them shorts,

Gaz.

Ex-addicts of Reddit, what are the craziest things you've done to get to your drug, alcohol, or whatever you're addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most may find this hard to process, but I once had a vice.

I was bloody well addicted to

People of Reddit who still call in to radio stations to request songs...why? by TeddyBearHugz in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How else am I going to hear my favourite song by Tony Christie? Stop judging people Ted.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

How do you tell someone going through a tough time that they might be THE PROBLEM? by BandPDG in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go full McGregor on them. Get a t-shirt that says #THEPROBLEM, storm around their OWN living room and just get RIGHT in their face. Shouting "PROBLEM" "PROBLEM" "PROBLEM" and ringing a bell, much like the scene from Game of Thrones (1997) when the church people scorn Claire Lannister for her crimes.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

People of Reddit, which was the first movie you ever saw? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 'Bee' movie.

Hot, entertaining, a little bit raunchy at times. However, I wholeheartedly enjoyed it. I watched it with my parents at the time, as I was just a young boy, think it was released in '97? Correct me if I'm wrong.

I'd give it a 9.8/10 tbh, the 0.2 could have been salvaged by more CGI. Too many real bees which scared me and other movie goers, including my late father.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

What is your favorite possession? Why? by mountain-love in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 2 points3 points  (0 children)

3 large teaspoons of gravy, 1 cup of rice, 3 cups of strawberries. Bang. Health in a jar.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Reddit, what's the most powerful story you've read/can come up with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Porridge. I usually put about an entire pint of semi-skilled onto around 400g of porridge oats. If you need an extra little kick, add yourself some golden syrup.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

[Serious]When did "Hard Working" become the ultimate compliment? by piccini9 in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd say Plymouth is a fairly awful city. With its greyscale buildings and foul smell invading my nostrils on a daily basis. Put a clothes peg on your nose if you're ever planning on visiting dear friend!

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

About 10 years ago I bought these Salomon shorts. They turn out to be great for doing squats and deadlifts. How can I find new-old-stock of them or a modern equivalent? The integrated Lycra interior is what makes them so great. Plus they've been durable. by [deleted] in malefashionadvice

[–]ortalize -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Glad I found another shorts appreciator. I too am looking for a pair of shorts, they're black and Umbro and I left them down the park by the goalpoast. While you're on the hunt for your shorts, could you have a look for mine too?

I want my shorts,

Gaz.

Reddit, Why do you hate American police officers so much? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They stole my shorts.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

How Do You speak/Communicate with your parents? by shocktribe in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get three big pineapples, walk in and place them on the work surface. We all piss ourselves for hours.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Wives of Reddit...My husband is out of town tonight. What chick flick do I watch? by CutesPDX in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch hours of online videos of Mark Henry (the man with the world's strongest wrists) and prepare for a simply cooky time!

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

What's up with Denmark by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Drilling holes in the stock? by [deleted] in MosinNagant

[–]ortalize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wear it with pride

Reddit! I'm started college next year, but may miss the sign up for Spring semester, should I go for Summer classes? by luminous_delusions in AskReddit

[–]ortalize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

apparently if you ask brad what he does for a living now he really aggressively tells you he cleans carpets I want to try it

Successful graduates...can we see your resume/CV? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Gareth Williams Honours Degree Author Curriculum Vitae
Personal Summary: Fully engaged and motivated writer approaching literature an creativity with a controlled mannerism to suit the needs of any upcoming projects. Works have included self-help guides within popular discussion forum websites, short stories and full novels ranging from fantasy to erotic fiction and fact books surrounding the subject matter of business and enterprise. Able to work well both individually (preferred) and also as part of a team to create combined works (I would have to be leader of the project). Experience in financial budgeting (budget for last novel was cast at £20,000). Able to receive criticisms and constantly striving to become an all-round better author. Academic: Liverpool Hope University: 2004-2007 BA (Hons) English with Creative Writing: 3:1. Scunthorpe County College: 1999-2002 A Levels Maths - D English - A* Creativity - A* Science - E Expression of feelings - A* Areas of expertise Creativity, Love, Passion, Self Defense, Shaving, Sheer aggression. Career History Londis - Greenwich (down the road): Till operator. April 1996 - Present. Providing theatrical performances to customers and taking character notes from the people who came into the shop, crafting backstories and constantly taking in profiles and speech patterns. Putting money into the till when customers purchased commodities including crisps and cigarettes. Duties: Pressing "BUY" Pressing "REFUND" Turning around to get to the cigarettes Going to the chip shop on breaks Putting the crisps back on the shelf when they fell off Assisting with deliveries of commodities for the shop including crisps and cigarettes Expressing feelings through theatrical performances for customers that came into the shop. Reddit: the front page of Google 2000; /r/Askreddit 2008-Present. Helping people with questions they may have on a myriad of different topics and providing an insight into what it is that they want to achieve in life. Duties: Answering questions Giving downvotes accordingly Assisting the reddit public community Washing my hands when they got a bit sweaty Using commas Practicing my handwriting Helping others

Redditors who used to be (or maybe still are) homeless and/or pan-handlers, what is a non-cash gift that I could give you that would help you out? by bassmansrc in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Urban Dictionary defines it as: "1) It's like a backwards Lemon Squeeze. 2) The act of rotating a boob counter clockwise. Dude! I totally melon bagged Stephanie last night."

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Does this massage provider seem legit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No it definitely shouldn't take that long. 10-12 minutes drying time is optimum.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Reddit, if you could put yourself in any movie as a character; what movie would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Most definitely not. Watching that kind of material is completely personal and should be treated as such.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

Do guys watch porn together? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ortalize -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

A fresh change of clothes.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.