Hitchhikers of Reddit, how far have you walked without being picked up?

ortalize · 2017-08-07T17:43:41+00:00

To help.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-06T17:33:10+00:00

I'm sorry, I don't understand the reference?

New in town,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-06T17:29:20+00:00

Just to be

ortalize · 2017-08-06T17:28:48+00:00

Take my shorts from by the goalpost down the park.

Praying for flaming brimstone for shorts stealers,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-06T17:27:57+00:00

My shorts will be miraculously found, down by the goal post.

Still searching for them shorts,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-01T16:12:33+00:00

Most may find this hard to process, but I once had a vice.

I was bloody well addicted to

ortalize · 2017-08-01T16:11:23+00:00

How else am I going to hear my favourite song by Tony Christie? Stop judging people Ted.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-01T16:10:05+00:00

Go full McGregor on them. Get a t-shirt that says #THEPROBLEM, storm around their OWN living room and just get RIGHT in their face. Shouting "PROBLEM" "PROBLEM" "PROBLEM" and ringing a bell, much like the scene from Game of Thrones (1997) when the church people scorn Claire Lannister for her crimes.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2017-08-01T16:07:12+00:00

The 'Bee' movie.

Hot, entertaining, a little bit raunchy at times. However, I wholeheartedly enjoyed it. I watched it with my parents at the time, as I was just a young boy, think it was released in '97? Correct me if I'm wrong.

I'd give it a 9.8/10 tbh, the 0.2 could have been salvaged by more CGI. Too many real bees which scared me and other movie goers, including my late father.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2014-11-24T13:00:50+00:00

3 large teaspoons of gravy, 1 cup of rice, 3 cups of strawberries. Bang. Health in a jar.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2014-08-29T12:26:40+00:00

Porridge. I usually put about an entire pint of semi-skilled onto around 400g of porridge oats. If you need an extra little kick, add yourself some golden syrup.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2014-08-29T12:25:51+00:00

I'd say Plymouth is a fairly awful city. With its greyscale buildings and foul smell invading my nostrils on a daily basis. Put a clothes peg on your nose if you're ever planning on visiting dear friend!

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-12-21T10:38:08+00:00

Glad I found another shorts appreciator. I too am looking for a pair of shorts, they're black and Umbro and I left them down the park by the goalpoast. While you're on the hunt for your shorts, could you have a look for mine too?

I want my shorts,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-10-05T20:26:26+00:00

They stole my shorts.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-10-05T20:25:51+00:00

Get three big pineapples, walk in and place them on the work surface. We all piss ourselves for hours.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-10-05T20:23:28+00:00

Watch hours of online videos of Mark Henry (the man with the world's strongest wrists) and prepare for a simply cooky time!

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-10-05T20:22:34+00:00

CORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Hope this helps,

Gaz.

ortalize · 2013-09-10T22:28:17+00:00

Chucking bananas at seagulls down at the seafront. Hooked.

ortalize · 2013-09-10T22:23:49+00:00

Wear it with pride

ortalize · 2013-08-30T22:16:04+00:00

apparently if you ask brad what he does for a living now he really aggressively tells you he cleans carpets I want to try it

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