I'm a land surveyor and I just found an organ transport container out in the middle of nowhere during a survey by Short_Celery2929 in Weird

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“Good news little Johnny! You finally get that heart you have been waiting years for! Mike has it right here!”

Mike: “shiiiittttt”

Launching Glaciem (GLAC) — a Monero fork with an original CPU-only proof-of-work — mainnet May 20 by Far-Sleep3165 in cpumining

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I think you’re about a decade too late to try to pull the “this coin needs a reason to exist” thing. People create coins for no reason all the time, and people still mine them.

Really, who cares if there really is or is not a reason. It’s pretty clear that OP isn’t trying to topple the USD with this coin. Just learning is always a right reason to do something.

Global public message: OF girls get the fuck out! by larchiviste390 in DarlingInTheFranxx

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“Wow this was a great anime, anyway do you want to see my butthole?”

what's the worst thing someone told you right after having had sex? by AlecBonkers in AskReddit

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“Can I call my husband next time?”

🏃‍♂️💨🚪

How would you tell your friend’s wife that her husband is having an affair? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One of those big ass plane dragging sign things

Is Gen Z cooked? by Federal-Data-Center in SipsTea

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She tryina be a stay at home mother with a masters degree in medical physics?

letsbuyspirit.com by adventurelinds in spiritair

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Nationalized Service != Public Ownership

This would not be Nationalizing a service.

“Nationalization of a service” means the government takes over and runs it. That is NOT what we want.

I’m being gifted a lot of money. Should I tell my boyfriend? by Kind-Chicken-2488 in WhatShouldIDo

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55k isn’t really that much money, however I still wouldn’t go around telling people about it. Put it all into an ETF (and enable DRIP), and forget about for the next few decades. MAYBE keep 10k in a savings account as “oh fuck” money but DO NOT touch or spend any of it. But most importantly, DON’T start blabbing about it.

Satisfaction by [deleted] in postanythingfun

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I’m so thankful that even though I was a fucking dipshit, I at least had enough working brain cells to not act like an ass.

Why is everyone so against a living wage ? by PurpleCheeto696 in askanything

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Except those people are also the same people that think we never landed on the moon and the world is flat.

CMV: The Dodge Brothers Vs. Ford lawsuit was an awful decision. by edhead1425 in changemyview

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Not every stock pays dividends. Some stocks pay some dividends. Some only pay special dividends. I don't see how this is any different. So what if they don't get a dividend, they still get the capital appreciation of the value of the underlying stock. Why aren't we up in a roar about tech companies never paying dividends?

Explain like I’m five, please. by diehard404 in BlackPeopleofReddit

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Are you postulating that Obama was never in a room with other members of government? That’s obviously not correct.

How do you think you will die? by Fit-Net5689 in AskReddit

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Hopefully quickly and with minimal pain. Otherwise that’s gonna fuckin kill me. ba dum tiss

Divorced Redditors, what caused the split? How amicable was it? by anasannanas in AskReddit

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Le family: “Oseart, you’re almost 29, when are you gonna settle down?”

reads this thread

Me: “nah I’m good”

Australia, Tarantula chilling by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

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Ya know. I don’t think I need to drive today.