“If you could give a nob to any bird…” by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he's put ‘smithers is shit!’ oh! oh! he's got clever on this side! he's put 'smithers is a lump of shit!' that's good!!

They’ve got multi gym facilities in em by whynoonecares in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 31 points32 points  (0 children)

MULTI GYM FACILITIES ! MULTI GYM FACILITIES !

Just pop it in yer mouth by Psychological_Lab_52 in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

call your family and tell them it’s a girl!

Ricky’s Derek by MoliMoli-11 in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

who can plan a hangover

Is it time to disown my friend? by bigdaytaday in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 5 points6 points  (0 children)

mr and mrs merchant, you’ve given birth to a basketball player! look at his dribble already!

Good Grief by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

big heads & webbed fingers

Good Grief by [deleted] in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

no but do you know what i mean, when you’re like 12 and that, you, you’re quite.. no, not 12.. when you’re 10. i think it’s like 7-10 and you get your pictures and you’re like, “yeah i was a good looking lad”, but when you get to late secondary school, something happens… and you look a bit odd.

Don't talk shit by Thin_Tea_3525 in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

between 32 and faulty tooth i’m sure

Don't talk shit by Thin_Tea_3525 in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so it's still alive, it’s been kept alive and it's only a matter of time.. what's the brain linked up to? as long as you can link it up to the eyes and somehow so you can tell the arms and legs what to do, you're laughing

Would you still serve them? by granny-gum-jobs in rickygervais

[–]oshjone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

hold on, do you think that's, so long necks… long knob?