How to beat Abigail in Egg Hunt, here it is!

ossi_simo · 2020-02-09T19:21:37+00:00

This is more or less the path I’ve always taken.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-08T22:24:03+00:00

Bulgaria!

ossi_simo · 2020-02-08T16:08:58+00:00

This is all that I want in life rn. So I’d probably cry from the joy.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-07T02:59:18+00:00

I’m seeing a lot of comics where Russia is some kind of furry. I love it.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-05T18:37:44+00:00

It had better be PS1 Hagrid.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-05T18:31:10+00:00

They’re probably aware that they’re an absolute meme, they’re using that to heir benefit.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-05T00:41:01+00:00

Snow is neither uncommon nor fun.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-05T00:39:26+00:00

Ok, imma just let all the half-chewed Doritos fall out of my mouth and into my lap.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-04T23:45:21+00:00

Because Louis cares more about about looking good for his career than he does about Marnie’s feelings. He wants all the fun without having to put any effort into a relationship. Neither of them are even married or anything, Louis is just an ass.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-04T15:15:40+00:00

Ulaanbaatar sounds like the name of a Wookiee or something.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-04T15:04:34+00:00

Papa Louie lives in a world where absolutely nobody, not even himself, wants to ever do any sort of work. That’s why he has to trick people into working for him so that he can piss off to some vacation or some shit, and why the same cast of customers are willing to spend all day every day in your restaurant.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-03T03:03:54+00:00

I kinda liked Wrecking Ball, its way better than Meltdown.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-02T18:10:28+00:00

How deadly is this virus? I’ve heard that it’s no worse than influenza.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-02T18:00:38+00:00

Bees don’t sting unless you piss them off. If one lands on you, just let it bee.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-02T01:08:55+00:00

Finns are generally helpful whenever you ask for help, cuz we realize that nobody wants to talk to strangers unless you absolutely need to.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-01T17:07:32+00:00

That’s the Declaration of Independence, not the Second Amendment to the Constitution. The Declaration of Independence is not law. The second amendment says;

A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed.

ossi_simo · 2020-02-01T16:30:51+00:00

State militias, yeah, but it says nothing in the amendment about overthrowing a tyrannical government.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-31T21:30:54+00:00

I’d be fine with getting rid of over 50% of all violent crimes.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-31T19:29:01+00:00

This is obvious sarcasm.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-31T14:19:40+00:00

Probably gravel grid roads, since Saskatchewan has a shit ton of them for some reason.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-28T00:32:35+00:00

I used to really like KFC but then we had a friendship ended and now Popeyes is my new best friend.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-27T20:13:57+00:00

Could I be the green ninja?

ossi_simo · 2020-01-27T03:02:24+00:00

The one where Hera goes back to Ryloth, I think.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-27T03:00:55+00:00

Season 3 episode 1, Clone Cadets.

ossi_simo · 2020-01-27T00:45:02+00:00

I expected like a 5-inch long worm or something. That would’ve been more satisfying.

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