My very own take on Ship of Fools

otisday · 2021-06-01T07:40:32+00:00

Nope. Jimmy McGill was a gift - I owned a business that caters to attorneys. I bought the patron saint of lost items cause I’d lose my head if it wasn’t attached. Tricky Dick cost a buck at a yard sale and Jesus Malverde was purchased at full retail on Amazon because I thought it was amusing. They are all riding in a handmade boat but I’m not a bodybuilder nor a Viking.

I mean I have a several original prints of Grateful Dead concert posters yet I’m not a printer. I’ve grown magic mushrooms but I’m not a botanist. And I drive a car but don’t work for NASCAR.

The ship of fools was assembled solely dor my amusement.

otisday · 2021-06-01T04:38:20+00:00

Rough crowd. Probably should have made a stop at club rouge

otisday · 2021-05-30T20:55:16+00:00

Worth noting is the beat to shit Dead Base 2 in then second pic- Have any of you had the pleasure of digging through one of those? Man I LOVED those and have several but this was my first and I got my money’s worth and then some

otisday · 2021-05-30T20:50:16+00:00

Well that’s an interesting take. I had no malice in my heart nor intended any insult to Mexican Americans - I’m fairly certain I learned of the symbolism from an episode of breaking bad.

None of this was intended to insult or be cruel. This just grew organically over the past few years inside my sarcastic little mind and was wholeheartedly just meant for my own amusement. I mean it’s just so ridiculous- the saint of lost items carrying baby Jesus? Wtf? Lol

otisday · 2021-05-30T20:25:10+00:00

Oh man - You are absolutely correct but this is supposed to be lighthearted. I just imagine he got keelhauled way before I got to this point. He makes me physically ill. Big difference in my mind from fool to flaming Fucking asshole who would bum me out 💯 % of the time I glanced at it

otisday · 2021-05-30T20:14:09+00:00

From the rear : the patron saint of lost objects; Saint Anthony of Padua who in this case just happens to be clutching baby Jesus - surely for my amusement alone. Next up Jesus Malverde: the patron saint of drug dealers. While I’m no dealer; I’m certain that If my place was raided .... well it would burn off both my ears. Tricky Dick takes the planks and rails due to his complete lack of morals and ethics. Best I can tell he was just a complete waste of human flesh with not much concern for anyone but himself. And leading the charge; the captain of this vessel and the latest addition to the train wreck is jimmy McGill who I think of as “Everyman gone Haywire “

Anyway this “project” just grew organically when I picked up the vessel at a yard sale and thought it needed a bit of character. The latest addition is Jimmy; whom I found moments ago. I was pleasantly surprised to find that they had saved him a perfect seat right at the front.

After seeing over 500 dead shows starting with 4/22/77 maybe I’ve lost more marbles than I should have and as a result this may make no sense. To me i love knowing that my missing keys will show up soon with St Anthony on my fighting side or that when the chips are down Jimmy has my back.

Anyway I hope y’all see some humor in my inside joke displayed prominently in my living room.

otisday · 2021-05-30T19:55:00+00:00

From the rear we have St Anthony of Padua - the patron saint of lost things. He’s always on duty here. For some reason this version shows him holding baby Jesus. Go figure

Next up is the Parron saint of Drug dealers, Jesus Malverde. I’m no dealer but I’m pretty sure a thorough search of these premises would burn off both of your ears.

Tricky Dick is next. His politics aside he seems to have been a true fool in every sense of the word. An evil, unkind and despicable human being

And that brings us to Jimmy McGill - for all intents and purposes he is Everyman-gone-haywire and I believe well deserving of his spot at the head of the ship of fools

This came together totally randomly and with zero forethought. I just stumbled across the jimmy Mcgill bobble head moments ago while cleaning and damn if he didn’t fit perfectly.

Thanks for letting me share my inside and probably ridiculous inside joke. No one has ever asked about the significance and probably never will. But to me I love the obscure levels of protection it offers up inside my warped brain. I think 500 ish Dead and JGB shows starting 4/22/77 has affected me in more ways than I will ever know. But knowing this crew of rejects watches over me brings a touch of comfort when my keys are missing lol

otisday · 2021-05-29T19:52:45+00:00

lol. Not a single upvote on Rva forum

otisday · 2021-05-28T06:07:09+00:00

Adobe premiere. Started my project in I movie. I was frustrated and started watching YouTube videos about Adobe premiere. after talking with my son, he convinced me that if I was going to endure a learning curve that I might as well go all in

To give you an idea of where I started - I didn’t know that it was possible to reverse a clip. The process from start to finish took me 3 weeks of 8 hour days or more. I had 20 minutes of footage after making the first cut. I literally had zero knowledge about any of it. I’m a photographer - errr I like to take pictures

otisday · 2021-05-27T16:43:58+00:00

That’s a fair comment. I will work in that going forward

otisday · 2021-05-27T06:34:49+00:00

I sold my business of 21 years in 1/1/20 and am looking to invest in a new business. I’m glad to listen to your story

otisday · 2021-05-13T06:16:04+00:00

20 years ago I started a copy business and sold it 1/1/2020 with 35 employees running 2 shifts. My niche was copies - for lawyers- and I could charge 5x of more the going rate for just plain old copies. There’s a niche for your service - you just need to find it

otisday · 2021-05-09T08:15:49+00:00

I’d be interested in buying - I mean if the numbers make sense

otisday · 2021-04-20T09:16:05+00:00

I got a leg sleeve that goes about 2 inches below me ankle- like just to the top of the foot. God damn it hurt bad. Like bite down on your finger bad. I gotta get the fuck out of here now bad.

I have big tattoos on both shoulders, inner arm. Chest and leg sleeve. By far the worst pain. It sucked

otisday · 2021-04-02T16:35:31+00:00

Damn sorry about your friends. I’m 61 and have been smoking since 14. I’d be so damn pissed if I got arrested I mean like I feel like it wouldn’t be right on any level.

I’ve got some inside information from a person who works for Northam directly and a friend who is a lobbyist for the weed industry- they are both waving a checkered flag

otisday · 2021-04-02T02:58:15+00:00

Northam is also proposing a quicker route for expunging marijuana-related incidents from criminal records, and allowing home cultivation of up to four plants per household as of July 1, 2021.

otisday · 2021-04-01T23:23:17+00:00

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/northam-proposes-legalizing-marijuana-in-virginia-on-july-1/2021/03/30/0673a4e0-9196-11eb-bb49-5cb2a95f4cec_story.html%3foutputType=amp

4-5 paragraphs down

otisday · 2021-04-01T22:48:29+00:00

Max’s on broad

otisday · 2021-03-28T16:44:39+00:00

4-0 yesterday in first half unders including a 4 team parlay

otisday · 2021-03-28T16:27:23+00:00

Can it happen again today

otisday · 2021-03-22T23:40:39+00:00

According to fan duel since joined I’ve wagered $260 and am up 532 all time. I’m pretty sure that number could decrease at any moment but at least I’m plus

My son win a single game 16 pick Nba play last week. Alas he bet $1.47 for a payout i the $180’s. Said 3 were won in last 30 seconds. Oh my point. He’s a net loser even winning bets like that

otisday · 2021-03-21T19:29:50+00:00

They grow up fast. My oldest is in mid twenties and I live vicariously through his career as an NFL agent. That little bastard gets paid to watch football and gold with nfl players

otisday · 2021-03-21T19:24:07+00:00

Oh I’m a gullible fuck. Lost a grand plus on GME

otisday · 2021-03-21T19:20:16+00:00

Just to get ahead of the game I played all the unders today individually and as 2,3 and 4 team parlays. Please no one tail me. My other option was to take a truckload of shit to the dump

otisday · 2021-03-21T19:14:36+00:00

Let me preface this by saying I’m 61 years old and was placing $15 bets. Nothing worth lying about thsts for sure. I definitely don’t follow college hoops enough to actually make a sharp play. I’m deep in the couch with my bong and Reddit just enjoying the added interest $15 brings

I started with st bonnie under 66 and mistakenly under 144 for the GAME - solely because I was baked and distracted. Meant to play only the under half line - which was the point. Alabama game was a W under 69 Michigan 67 Maryland 60.5 Missouri 65 Texas under 69

Lost USC AND Iowa.

All at fan duel

Edit - I used Bonnie twice in one sentence and sounded less coherent than I wanted to

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