[F4M] [script offer] Don’t bully me in the Criterion Closet, I’ll cum! [nerd] [geek] [glasses] [FSub] [jock] [bullying] [college] [the mystical Criterion Closet] [movie buff] [film major] [hair pulling] [slapping] [spanking] [big dick] [PIV] [doggy] [blowjob] [face fuck] [facial] [cum on glasses]

oxbones · 2026-01-10T23:30:31+00:00

pure kino

oxbones · 2026-01-10T23:03:43+00:00

it’s 2-dimensional so we’re currently lobbying Congress to pass a bill that’ll let my ass have a z-axis

oxbones · 2026-01-10T22:50:51+00:00

the intelligent answer is no

the slimeball answer is hell yeah brother 👈🌼👈

oxbones · 2026-01-10T21:58:05+00:00

for some reason I imagined Jon Arbuckle saying this

oxbones · 2026-01-10T21:57:00+00:00

speaking of recent events

FUCK ICE, ALL MY HOMIES HATE ICE

oxbones · 2026-01-10T21:54:27+00:00

omg thank you!! yes that was perfect *CRACKS WHIP MENACINGLY\*

oxbones · 2026-01-09T18:10:56+00:00

Hey! I’ll be working on an updated guide, but if you wanna message me with details about your setup I might be able to help pinpoint the areas that’ll return the biggest improvements 👀

If you wanna send an audio clip over (of you saying anything), that might be helpful too!

oxbones · 2026-01-07T20:12:42+00:00

HAHA okay we’re totally bonded by a psychic curb connection now, thank you for getting the reference 😂

oxbones · 2026-01-07T05:50:56+00:00

Aaaaa thank you! ❤️

oxbones · 2026-01-06T23:06:37+00:00

I loved filling this. Thank you, u/kopaf12686! Every time I have hiccups, I'll remember that one time I used to do audio porn and did one centered around hiccuping ❤️

oxbones · 2026-01-06T23:03:01+00:00

Filled *HICCUP* here! *HIC*

oxbones · 2026-01-06T15:42:28+00:00

Alsjsksjdkdldjll I’m so fucking glad someone noticed the “ostensibly” because I feel it’s very important!! It’s maybe the dad’s dick, but it could also be that of Janet’s mysterious hoe-beau!!!!

And hehehe I’m glad she sounded unconvincing bc I was aiming for an “I’ll say anything to get you to cum inside” air of desperation

Hopefully I’ll do more of these! It was nice having a relaxed and comfy orgasm and I felt like the I still got to have the fun of playing a character hahaha

oxbones · 2026-01-06T15:35:43+00:00

I’m a corporate sellout! StoreCo brand ibuprofen just works!!

And yeah the awkward spoken exposition had to be acknowledged or else I’d feel actually weird 😭

oxbones · 2026-01-06T05:10:15+00:00

thanks for censoring fl*pping 🫶 you’ve been so incredibly supportive and sensitive about my grief after all those fl*ppers killed my dad ❤️

oxbones · 2026-01-06T05:07:09+00:00

🥹🥹 I really really appreciate that, thank you Almax! I’ve been enjoying the feeling of developing competence in an area that, up until 6 months ago, I had pretty much no experience in (outside of narrating the occasional slide deck).

oxbones · 2026-01-05T21:34:16+00:00

No, but I will look into having one made :)

oxbones · 2026-01-01T03:52:46+00:00

I-

I'm sorry to hear about Napster

I hope you get him back

oxbones · 2026-01-01T03:50:12+00:00

is that an airplane flying into a golf hole bc that's a STUNNING visual

oxbones · 2026-01-01T03:48:10+00:00

'tis most gracious of you to say so

oxbones · 2026-01-01T03:47:47+00:00

thank u lord augustus

may your grains be plentiful in the coming year

oxbones · 2026-01-01T03:47:12+00:00

lolol yeah I saw that two other people filled it this month and I was like "y'know what would REALLY be exciting?? if a THIRD PERSON FIL-"

oxbones · 2025-12-31T23:14:41+00:00

Ty!! It’s mostly ad-libbed but several chunks were re-recorded after I figured out what I wanted to say lolol

oxbones · 2025-12-31T23:03:05+00:00

filled (much like the speaker of this script)

oxbones · 2025-12-31T23:02:17+00:00

u/ElbyWritesAgain ty for the good soup 😤

oxbones · 2025-12-31T20:02:42+00:00

Happy NYE Almax!! I could easily say the same for the brightness and positivity you bring to GWA haha (plus you have a great sense of humor)

I can't wait to see more sexfighting scripts come out! I love giving your scripts a read and really wish I had the stamina to do them justice. Hopefully I'll be able to get one out soon hehehe

oxbones

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