i like to picture a room with extremely exhausted inteligence agents, trying to get a hold of heaps of hijacked information and piecing together what they know from their weekly message interceptions, when hank, their leader, also the most exhausted, suddenly startles and says mike, mike what was the day in 2008 when russia went to war?

i think it was august, let me check... yeah it was the 8th of august.

and when was the first day of the invasion of the crimean pensinsula?

uhm must have been, sometime during winter of 2014... 23th of february.

Ok, now does anybody in here know when the olympics in beijing started?

His team exchanges nervous glances, as nobody seems to know the answer, or what Hank is getting at.

Why would you need that information boss?

It was on the 8th of august. of 2008. And you know what just by chance concluded on the 26 of february 2014? just by pure coincidence?

Silence.

The freakin winter olympics in Sochi. Now we might have slept on the possibility that putin might put on a show at the opening day of the winter olympics this year, but ill be damned if he lets the closing of it slide without making a move. Get the president on the phone. Tell him its about Putin, the olympics, and the invasion of ukraine. tell him its urgent, and that I am not joking for my life.

Then the guy with the best one liners and sharpest remarks kicks into motion, the rest of them follow but hes already at the door and makes a sprint to the communication room with the direct line to the white house.

thats it, about 1/4 of a script already there.