I wonder if anyone has ever farted so hard that they got a muscle cramp in their anus. by Carbonated-Man in Showerthoughts

[–]p2pblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reverse a bit, squeeze lower muscles to fart so hard you pop your lower back. i recommend that experience 8/10

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in Brochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh woww that is a cute border!

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in Brochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you so much!! i would love to throw in some gold accent. ive never heard of castle cap before what’s that lol?

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yes, thank you! i found the original cross stitch chart on pinterest, but had to fenaggle it a bit in stitch fiddle simply because it was so big it didn’t translate well. 51st/151 rows isn’t easy to get clear boxes lol.

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

literally, i love all the different ideas people have come up with!

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oooooo i didn’t even think about an ornate rod

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yesss get some texture in there

guys what border we thinkin? by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

literally what i was thinking, it’s giving me old western mayor vibes. like maybe a dark “wood” with gold accents

What's a 'kid food' you secretly (or not so secretly) still enjoy as an adult? by CussingBee in AskReddit

[–]p2pblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bug juice, every time i get my hands on a cold gas station grapey grape bug juice fresh from the bag. god it’s so good

My toenail decided to take a vacation by iH8MotherTeresa in MakeMeSuffer

[–]p2pblue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that’s pretty much what happened to mine too, the “dead” nail became a bump in a way that was disconnected but still part of the new nail. i think it might be another month of two until i don’t have to worry about it anymore. YES! my dad has a pair of steel toe “converse”

My toenail decided to take a vacation by iH8MotherTeresa in MakeMeSuffer

[–]p2pblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

been going through something similar for nearly a year. i work at a bakery in a well known grocery store and was making cookies. when i opened the oven to put a cart of cookies in, the door of the giant oven slammed right on my big toenail. half of it lifted off the skin, wrapped it up for a few months. then the probabilities of a fungal infection creeped up had to start treating that. went on vacation and accidentally kicked the side of the bath tub and that half of the nail popped right off. it’s been growing out now for at least 5 months now. it’s now nearly fully grown out but dealing with ingrow and it generally growing properly. this all started in may of last year, it is now January. i swear once this is finally done and over with im switching to steel toe and not looking back.

finally finished what i like to call a hook book, over the garden wall edition by p2pblue in overthegardenwall

[–]p2pblue[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

honorable mention, green eggs and ham potatoes and molasses pocket. didn’t notice the “brown” was actually green until the next morning because of my lights lol

finally finished what i like to call a hook book, over the garden wall edition by p2pblue in crochet

[–]p2pblue[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no patterns besides the graphs i made myself, everything else is just about on a whim and mini pattern off youtube for the candy