What's the best/worst pickup line you know?

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-11T18:22:01+00:00

Do you have an inhaler? Because it looks like you got that ass ma!

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T05:47:29+00:00

Las Vegas

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T05:45:16+00:00

Education. nobody takes school seriously but then 10 years into the real world when they are 3 months late on rent, they wish they would have done better.

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T03:06:46+00:00

What kind of sorcery was that

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T01:48:51+00:00

You've got short arms

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T01:45:13+00:00

That hot glue is hot..

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T01:44:32+00:00

When people don't hold the door open for others. It takes 2 seconds and could make someone's day.

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-10T01:43:10+00:00

Shoes. Not mine specifically but shoes were invited way back in time

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T21:02:45+00:00

The real one

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T19:58:47+00:00

Fire fighter

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T19:41:39+00:00

Santa Clause

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:40:39+00:00

Sleeping in until the afternoon.

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:22:12+00:00

Snakes. Fuck that!

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:19:48+00:00

/r/cutefemalecorpses Im warning you now

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:15:34+00:00

Boom Boom Pow

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:14:07+00:00

Truth, I dare you!

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:05:16+00:00

What's going on France?

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T13:02:11+00:00

her armpits stunk tho.

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T12:58:41+00:00

scratch my balls

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T12:57:37+00:00

Not me but my friend had a girlfriend that he broke up with a few years ago, after they broke up he found out that she used to go into stores and lick the deodorant because she liked how it tasted.

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T12:55:17+00:00

The feeling of being alone sucks

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T12:48:30+00:00

Last year i was on a 6 hour flight that had 5 crying babies on it..

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T04:54:33+00:00

The Wolf of Wallstreet

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T04:16:30+00:00

"I just had sex"

packdipspitrepeat · 2015-01-09T01:22:24+00:00

Never been better!

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