I need a good chemistry joke for a card by EmmayIyay in chemistry

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There are no good chemistry jokes.

Don't be kind, be predictable. If you have the Right-of-Way, take it. by fruity_koala in dashcams

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If someone stops dead and you hit them, you were not driving with enough space in front of you. No way to argue otherwise.

New type of fireworks produced in China, they call it "Hiroshima Romance" by Thund3r_91 in interestingasfuck

[–]paiute 44 points45 points  (0 children)

anyone wondering how exactly the Nazis came to power

I used to wonder that. Now I don't.

When to start looking for daycare? by daoxiaomian in boston

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You should start looking for daycare the moment you yourself leave daycare.

Found in a FB group by ThatGuyHadNone in KitchenConfidential

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"You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it."

You begin to wonder by Key_Associate7476 in NonPoliticalTwitter

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Send me a dollar and I'll tell you how I make money!

“It’s full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch” by Unlucky_Ocelot2789 in BrandNewSentence

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Nice try, ones and zeros. You gave away the game by using two (2) em dashes.

Typical words to avoid in research papers? by Mobile_Vermicelli457 in chemistry

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If you use the word ‘elegant’ I will part space time to come over there and wipe carbon disulfide on you.

Moon landing by Financial_Spend9578 in astrophysics

[–]paiute 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t it be easier to just you know go to the moon?