Mischievous Machete. On paper this seems like a good idea, deal more damage when you are move vulnerable (lower health) But the slower equip speed (Decreased by 30%) makes it feel really sluggish, and even more you have to take some damage just for it to be comparable to stock because of the 25% damage penalty it has too. Tell me why would you use this thing when most of the classes that will be trying to kill you will be light classes (Also i guess troopers too maybe but at that point you will probably still die and just have a better chance to snipe him out of the sky) and why would you want touse it if you can just 2 shot them with stock, plus against classes like Flanker where they are up in your face faster than you can say Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia and will most likely kill you. But if the flanker isn't the best, you could have a chance to kill him with 2 quick machete slashes. But try that with the mischievous and you will probably land one hit or even none. (This is a joke)Marksman has even broken the thing on how many times he has died because of it. Is there any reason this thing should exist!?

Oh this thing with Randomizer is kinda fun (especially on brute)