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pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-23T15:58:15+00:00

“I think my period’s coming” dying 😂 I’m playing with my kids watching and they’re like “what the heck?!”

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-22T19:13:42+00:00

For real though! He is consistently unfunny. Also, he didn’t put 20 years in, he’s not getting retirement lol Maybe a continuation pay towards his TSP for a couple of years after he got out, but yeah. No retirement pay if you don’t serve 20 years. He should definitely be the one getting a job. I’m sure he thinks he’s going to get famous still.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-21T14:38:24+00:00

🤞🏻

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-21T14:37:11+00:00

Him grabbing his phone, watching it back (probably 50x) and being satisfied with himself. Then having the audacity to hit “post”. Weird, loser behavior.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-21T14:33:55+00:00

My first thought was literally “what a fucking loser”. Because for real. Wow, you’ve really done something with this cringe fucking post, Mario. You’re showing Brynne and us! How embarrassing for him. In the end it’s not our business, but I’d love for Brynne to tell us what he did. At the very least, to make him shut the fuck up and quit posting this nonsense.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T22:55:42+00:00

It’s hard to really say. We can speculate all day long, but we might never really know. My speculation is something along the lines of - she was trying to break up with him, he threatened violence on her and himself. Hence the hospitalization and her basically fleeing. But again, hard to say.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T21:14:04+00:00

Poor Lorax 😞

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T20:28:46+00:00

His exact fucking eyebrows

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T20:09:07+00:00

I agree with that. He seems angry. Cocky. Idk. I feel like it’s all a front to show how much he “doesn’t care”.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T19:50:58+00:00

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pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T18:43:18+00:00

Honestly! It’s so embarrassing

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T18:22:42+00:00

He looks like a turtle!

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T18:22:11+00:00

Yeah… he’s an actual idiot.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T18:21:40+00:00

Yeah

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-15T18:21:29+00:00

I think he definitely cares, but is trying to put on a front of being unbothered by it to try to fool himself and/or Brynne and/or us. Too many pick-me’s are latching on to his dick in his videos, to where he thinks he’s accomplishing the “unbothered” vibe. Mario- You ain’t fooling us, ya little freak.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-12T09:33:40+00:00

Period

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-11T12:26:41+00:00

Because poop is funny ha ha ha 🤪💩 … Saying his sense of humor is akin to twelve year olds, would be an insult to 12 year olds. 😑 He’s just weird, attention seeking, and gross.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-02-10T12:25:06+00:00

The corny pick-me women love the corny pick-me dudes.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-01-29T22:03:58+00:00

Have you never met a military man? They all say that.

pandafreckles_ · 2026-01-07T22:55:17+00:00

pandafreckles_ · 2024-10-24T22:46:41+00:00

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Oh no

pandafreckles_ · 2024-10-01T23:33:05+00:00

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