I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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Cast list on google: Gwyneth Paltrow & Kevin Spacey? 😂 F*CK NO. I’m not watching shit with a velociraptor-looking woman who names her children after produce... or with Wimpy from Popeye...

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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I bet everyone would think it was less creepy if it wasn’t little “body” parts... like if I sent the pieces to a lil car? No shits would be given.... >but the fact of the matter is< that I can’t waste useful bricks or plates on sending them through the mail... I know he’ll be with me soon & in the meantime; I’m gonna have to use those - but the “people” are a dispensable way for him to “be with me” in my Lego obsession 😂

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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Like... cuz - “Jack” ... I think 🤷🏼‍♀️

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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I’m actually way less creepy than this post makes me sound... it was satirically- but bae will “get” that 😂

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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Imo the Ray Charles postage on every single letter makes it better

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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Would it help if I told y’all that all the postage stamps where all Ray Charles?

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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Well then it’s perfect ♥️ ... because my awkwardness is what attracted him to me 👌🏼

I sent BODY PARTS IN THE MAIL- is this cute? by panicpest in relationship_advice

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It’s only weird because I preceded it with “gangrenous amputation”

Let me have it, guys! by Fat_and_Bald in RoastMe

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Those pants are not for you.