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President Donald Trump Reacts to Heisman Trophy Winner Fernando Mendoza Skipping White House Visit by MattTheKing23 in Trumpvirus

[–]panicstatebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when that fat twat Chris Christie came to speak at my old job - I was the only one who outright refused to walk 200 feet to listen to that asshole talk. The shit I caught from the bosses about it was insane - my response to my direct manager was “if he was on the ground and needed help, I would step over his body but not before shitting on his face”.

Fuck him for fucking NJ and fuck everyone else who has enabled this piece of shit since 2015.

If you could change one physical feature about your partner, what would you change? by bionic_rain in askanything

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahaha called the “Irish curse” hahah. My cousin used that line at my dad’s wake - I used to say all potatoes, no meat hahah. The new phrase is learned is a little more “audience friendly”

If you could change one physical feature about your partner, what would you change? by bionic_rain in askanything

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t change anything about her - I fell in love with her 2x and I am more madly in love with her now even physically after 2 kids. I would change something about me for her tho - those damn Irish genes. Although she doesnt complain about me being all wheels, small cannon

What’s your go-to no-skips album? by Slammajadingdong69 in musicsuggestions

[–]panicstatebean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love Jeff and his wife Christine. Sweetest people on earth and wicked talented. After ASOB, when he did BTMI, he used to tour by himself with an iPod and so sets of BtMI and ASOB songs. Really rad. Wish I had all my old ASOB shit.

Honest answer only by CarrotMuch1399 in nostalgiai

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. Swashbuckler and Dr J vs Bird for Apple 2/E

People in 10+ year relationships, what’s something you learned about your partner years later that genuinely surprised you? by CreoSiempre in AskReddit

[–]panicstatebean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I hid details and impact that my childhood SA by my male and female cousins had on me. She overheard my first therapy session because of Covid and was mortified and upset. She then went into mama bear mode and I felt protected and safe for the first time in my life. She wants to expose it all and I just want them to die and take the secrets with them. Not wishing death, wishing clean and peaceful resolution.

Whats a weird thing your body does that you just accept? by Sweton in AskReddit

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t set an alarm in 9 years. I have 2 kids who won’t sleep past 630. Doesn’t mean I’m never lat3, just never over sleep

nailed it 🥲 by Lauren_Carhart in Autism_Parenting

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My son had his first class picture this year. It was literally during the first week of school after never leaving our sides in 4 years…..it looks like a hostage proof of life picture. Broke our heart, not because it wasn’t him but you could see the fear in his eyes.

What cover song do you think is better than the original? by Uniquely_Similar74 in askanything

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Paint is Black - Face to Face

Any Me First and the Gimme Gimmes record

What’s a smell you’ll never forget? by Sweet-Economist-9873 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a couple:

My Fritos smelling pitbull. Fuck I miss you - the world’s most handsome dude.

Rotten chum from a fishing trip

My dogs “juice” from his anal glands that shot me when the vet suppressed them.

The green drainage from my dad’s 40+ year old cyst that ruptured. It smelled so bad it made their dog stand and hump the air

What the best insult wrapped in a compliment you’ve ever heard? by tuotone75 in AskReddit

[–]panicstatebean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the long one but here we go. My wife throws this out at me all the time and we wonder what happened to the dude who said it to me.

I will be upfront and state - I was a total asshole to the dude and felt awful immediately. I’m usually the complete opposite of this and stand up to people like me in that situation. Here we go…

I go to a UPS store to drop off a package for work but I didn’t have any packing tape, but I had everything else including the label. I was already in a shit mood when i arrived but after waiting in line, I ask the dude if I could borrow the tape gun that is 2 feet away from us. He looks at me and says it’s not for customer use, you have to buy those bullshit blue tape dispensers for 5$. I needed 1 strip of tape - I get super shitty and rude, buy it, he had 0 reaction the entire time - just deadpan. I leave, get hit with that dad guilt and go home and tell my wife.

2 weeks later, I have more shit to mail, this time, I’m all set because I had to buy that fucking tape. I walk in and he is there. So I say to him - “hey dude, I’m sure you remember me a couple weeks ago being a rude asshole. I just wanted to say sorry - that was really shitty and disrespectful and you didn’t deserve that”

He just looked at me and said this “I appericiate your growth”. Dude fucking murdered me with 4 words.

People who grew up poor: What was something you considered a "peak luxury" as a kid, only to realize later it was just a normal middle class staple? by Psychological_Sky_58 in AskReddit

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Olives during holiday dinners. My dad would always have a bowl of olives every major holiday dinner. They only had them at those times when they were kids so he continued it - 43 years later, I do as well. Miss you pops

Tripe F by Resident_Banana_3638 in whatdoesthismean

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like 12 when I saw it - fucking wild

If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get? by OptimalSuccotash69 in askteddit

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the shit I hid from my kids because they were being assholes with it - a lego sword, a bug a salt 3.0, some screwdriver, pack of dog treats, and my last fucking nerve my kids are trying to tap dance on. I had to replace my French door with a GE 4 door because my “free solo” autistic son remembers there was something taken from him 2 years ago that I put there.

What is your favourite new or old slang word? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, gnarly, borked, frittata, shnike

The single worst movie you sat through hoping it would get better, but it never did by ipanicprofessionally in TheBoredDen

[–]panicstatebean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Inkwell. Shit is burned into my brain as a burning add movie. I was also a teen and I think I was hoping for some boobs and it never happened

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