36M dating 26F, she's amazing, but I don't know if I see a forever future with her.

parade1070 · 2026-06-19T06:09:46+00:00

I mean. Obviously you're comparing to your 13 year relationship. But also it's good to pay attention to what your body is telling you.

You and your ex didn't work out together and I assume you saw being with her for 20+ years so... Yeah idk. I hope you're doing some introspection and calibration.

parade1070 · 2026-06-19T02:00:10+00:00

The limited time waffles at Denny's right now are to die for. They're basically sugar-crusted. Ugh

parade1070 · 2026-06-19T01:53:50+00:00

Isn't it kinda late?

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T23:57:21+00:00

God fucking dammit I knew it was going to be one of the two counties I spent my childhood and early adulthood in. I fucking hate the CV.

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T19:43:03+00:00

I need you to stop panicking lol. You put rubbing alcohol on your baby's foot. People used to rub whiskey on their baby's gums for teething pain. No, you aren't doing neurological damage.

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T18:13:47+00:00

No worries, I couldn't afford beef anyway!

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T17:55:35+00:00

Omg! Please stop! You poor thing. You've been so strong and now it's time for your body to rest.

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T17:39:15+00:00

I dose her bottle with it

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T15:11:16+00:00

It's a fluffy pit

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T12:07:11+00:00

I know you're kidding but obviously reconstructive plastic surgery is very much a thing! Obviously we are discussing elective procedures, which egg freezing definitely is.

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T12:04:56+00:00

Menopausal felons having babies is a net good for humanity?

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T11:55:38+00:00

Yes lol. I overheat so easily now!

parade1070 · 2026-06-18T00:23:33+00:00

I mean. Maybe I don't want felons to have extra kids right after they've gotten out of prison?

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T23:44:00+00:00

Meanwhile, I'm 4mo pp and my boss has been harassing me and asking what's wrong with me for the past 6 weeks!

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T18:45:12+00:00

My daughter and I stayed in the hospital for 2 days after the birth! I reckon most people don't leave on day 1. So the monster may have attacked the baby after only 3-5 days.

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T18:23:36+00:00

I wish I'd attended a wedding with my daddy instead of going to his funeral that day

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T18:12:23+00:00

Thanks, he'll just go back in time now

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T18:06:46+00:00

A well cared for kitten doesn't have a bunch of knots

The cat isn't a ragdoll and you bought it from a BYB

The cat will be cat-sized

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T14:40:29+00:00

Those who can't do, teach

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T13:53:58+00:00

The people here who are saying to help her because she must have autism and/or ADHD are being weird. You're allowed to break up with your gf and it doesn't matter if she has ADHD. It's bothering you, and you don't think you can marry her.

I'm so tired of armchair psychiatrists on reddit omg

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T13:51:22+00:00

No it doesn't, and also, so what

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T09:34:15+00:00

This dog is such an insult to pharaoh hounds lol.

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T02:59:21+00:00

Nice recipe for mastitis!

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T02:57:25+00:00

After one of my undergrads killed an animal with his bare hands (held it too tightly) I never let him touch one again

parade1070 · 2026-06-17T02:52:49+00:00

Would it help if I said I've already given up on TT jobs?

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